guido1's definitions

sans gift

Without present, nothing to give, broke, etc.

This year I get to go through the holidays, sans gift.

by Guido1 December 16, 2009

Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.

Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.

by Guido1 May 21, 2009

cumdemonium

A very wild and noisy sexual orgy.

Man, I have been to an orgy before, but that was utter cumdemonium.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

I could just fart rainbows

Such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self.

I am so happy that you, two, finally got married: I could just fart rainbows.

by Guido1 January 7, 2011

Madoff moment

When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.

I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.

by Guido1 February 21, 2009

page freeze

When you are surfing the internet, and the page you are viewing starts to lock-up or "freeze" due to so many ad bots trying to weasel on to your browser screen.

I "love" the way the new pop down ads page freeze-up my browser, grrr.

by Guido1 September 14, 2009

nebulous

Foggy, cloudy, unclear, off the wall, random.

So, you want me to be your outerfriend; are you sure (why) you are clear on that, or are you just sending me so sort of nebulous sexual message?

by Guido1 November 16, 2010