short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.
I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?
by Guido1 March 11, 2010
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Gen Z

Generation Z, or those kids born roughly after 9/11.
There was Generation X, then Generation Y, now the new kids born after 9/11 are called Generation Z or Gen Z, for short.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
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Frankensugar

Commonly known a HFCS (High Fructose Corn Syrup.) Big Farma would like you to believe that it is "Natural," is really starch treated with hydrocloric acid, enzymes, in a chemical factory
Man, I so wanna feed my hogs some of that Frankensugar before I take them to the market, fatten them little suckers up good!
by Guido1 February 12, 2011
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AIG Golden Rule

Do unto others before they start looking for you.
The rewrite of the Golden Rule into what is now the AIG Golden Rule, has ruined business dealings for everyone, and bankrupt the country.
by Guido1 March 21, 2009
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ad rage

A feeling of uncontrolled anger when surfing the internet and you are forced to watch an unsolicited video advertisement.
I get massive ad rage when I am forced to watch a ad video, when I am in a hurry.
by Guido1 May 16, 2009
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tightend

The most sought after offensive line position in American football, by gay ball players, is tightend.
Know what's funny, the most gay guy I know, Derick, is trying out for tightend.
by Guido1 March 09, 2008
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dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.
My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.
by Guido1 February 25, 2010
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