gribble's definitions

Leche con pelo

A delicious drink composed of milk and pubic hair that is said to cure Cancer, HIV, and a multitude of other diseases.

Alice was dying from cancer but the Leche con pelo she drank saved her life.

Leche con pelo saved my life and cured my aids.

by Gribble February 26, 2018

Condom

As before: "Rubber, or sheepskin cover for the penis during Sexual Intercourse So that no seminal fluid may enter the vagina"

They also serve well as water-bombs.

by gribble February 2, 2003

fi

whatever the hell you want it to mean, as long as it has nothing to do with fizzles or the vagina for that matter

Well my fi (friend) Mike got so fi (pissed) the other fi (night) that he stripped naked and we all said "holy fi (shit)! he's got a lil fizzle!"

by gribble February 2, 2003

Pencil tip

Another name for a micro-penis. EXTREMELY small penis.

Come over here baby and let me put my pencil tip between those thighs.

My pencil tip wants to dip into your lagoon.

Please don’t pinch my pencil tip, you might rip the whole thing off.

by Gribble October 26, 2018

Townie

Uncultured, immature people who have nothing better to do than go out and get smashed at the weekend. Often seen around the town centre wearing track suits or dressed like the town sluts.

Was out on Friday night and as usual there was a whole loada townies around.

by gribble February 9, 2003

organism

any living thing, not to be confused with orgasm

by gribble February 1, 2003

helloffenstein

1.) A more interesting way of saying Hello, which also sounds slightly German.

2.) A remote non-existent country, sparsely populated by hobbits and donkeys.

1.) "hey"
"yo"
"helloffenstein"

2.)And Marko Baggins, a long lost relative of Bilbo and Frodo went off to live with his girlfriend Tulula Wentworth and her herd of donkeys in Helloffenstein.

by gribble February 2, 2003