greg's definitions
A person (F1) who, when in a friendship, plots against one of his friends (F2) with another friend (F3). They (F1 & F3) exclude the second friend (F2) from activities like going to someone's house, to parties, or to any location that it is possible to enjoy oneself.
Also describes a person who talks behind his friend's back. See Gossip.
Kanive (adj.), Kaniving (v.)
Also describes a person who talks behind his friend's back. See Gossip.
Kanive (adj.), Kaniving (v.)
by Greg April 19, 2005
Get the Kanivermug. by Greg August 22, 2003
Get the shitfacedmug. When you cup your hand around a fart and enclose the hand around your friend's, girlfriend's, or any number of people's nose and mouth.
by Greg April 24, 2004
Get the gas maskmug. 
when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.
While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.
by greg September 30, 2003
Get the crap assmug. St Patrick's day is held on March 17th.
It is the date that Saint Patrick died. Saint Patrick is the man who is said to have introduced the catholic religion to Ireland. He tried to explain "the trinity" (3 people in the one god) with a three leafed plant called a shamrock. Hence the shamrock has significance for the day. Originally the day was important only in Ireland but because of the large numbers of Irish people who emigrated abroad and the colorfulness of the celebration the tradition spread around the world.
It is the date that Saint Patrick died. Saint Patrick is the man who is said to have introduced the catholic religion to Ireland. He tried to explain "the trinity" (3 people in the one god) with a three leafed plant called a shamrock. Hence the shamrock has significance for the day. Originally the day was important only in Ireland but because of the large numbers of Irish people who emigrated abroad and the colorfulness of the celebration the tradition spread around the world.
In Ireland St. Patrick's day is celebrated with a parade of floats, bands and marchers in each towns main street. Unfortunately because of the time of the year it invariably rains on the day.
by Greg March 17, 2004
Get the Saint Patrick's Daymug.