greg's definitions

divorce

1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.

they suck and ruin lives.

nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)

2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...

my parents are failures as parents and thus got a divorce, and i will never forgive them for that.

by greg April 19, 2004

Slick Dog

Pronghorn Antelope......The "sentinel of the plains".

Look at that Slick Dog

by Greg April 19, 2004

Brown

Any type of whiskey with a brown hue, ie. scotch, bourbon, canadian, etc.

"What would you like to drink?", "I'll have a brown."

by greg December 15, 2003

Blast chamber

Bathroom, outhouse, toilet.

I'm gonna step into the blast chamber for a moment.

by greg December 15, 2003

pussy fritter

The cheesy after sex that dries on the covers of yo bed...

yellowish/white flakey substance

by Greg December 18, 2003

Bear Trap

A bitch with braces.

When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.

by Greg December 18, 2003

i-box

an idiot box

That kid's such an i-box.

by Greg December 19, 2003