greg's definitions

Garak

A Cardassian tailor on DS9. Garak was exiled from his home world of Cardassia, and was later found out to be a former Obsidian Order spy. He is son to Enabran Tain and is somewhat of a mystery to to most.

Garak is a mystery wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma.

by Greg October 7, 2004

circle jerk

A circle jerk is a kind of competition between guys where they have to sit in a circle. Then they put a cookie in the middle and they start to jerk off. Finally,the last one to come has to eat the cookie.

This time, it was Jimmy's turn to eat the circle jerk pudding.

by Greg July 27, 2003

Squid

S tupid
QU ick
I nevitably
D ead

by Greg June 18, 2003

pussy fritter

The cheesy after sex that dries on the covers of yo bed...

yellowish/white flakey substance

by Greg December 18, 2003

Orange Chicken

Orange Chicken is a tender food served at many chinese restaraunts including the food-chain Panda Express.

Orange Chicken is the food of the gods, and you can't possibly handle it!

by Greg April 7, 2003

eat drillbit fucktard

A vulgar sentence used when someone is getting their ass beaten down, specifically in a hardware store or a garage.

"Hey a drillbit... EAT DRILLBIT FUCKTARD!"

by Greg August 30, 2003

quality control

To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.

Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper

by Greg December 5, 2003