greg's definitions

skeet

1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.

I skeeted all over Jenn's face

by Greg March 21, 2004

texas hotstick

this is when you are fucking your bitch in the ass and then you spit some chew on you dick and continue the madness!

hey sally how would you like to try the texas hotstick tonight?

by greg June 21, 2006

Swanky Wank

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.

this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.

by greg March 28, 2004

fuckwad

a normal person who is surrounded by mass media and audience

that guy on the tv is a total fuckwad

by greg March 28, 2004

Yonderblown

To be utterly obliterated to the point that you need assistance in your decision making.

I was so yonderblown, I made out with a completely busted girl.

by Greg March 31, 2004

raistlin

Very influential character in the Dragonlance series of books. Twin Brother to Caramon.

he recalled Raislin had not been impressed. - Dragonlance - Time of the Twins. Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman.

by Greg April 13, 2004

Caramon

Influential character in the Dragonlance series of books. Twin brother to Raistlin

Caramon raised the dagger. - Dragonlance - Time of the Twins. Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman.

by Greg April 13, 2004