greg's definitions

evil

A word that can replace nearly every part of speech. Most often used as a general-purpose adjective. May also be used as a noun, verb, adverb, gerund, participle, infinitive, interjection, etc. when the ending is changed.

That's one evil bunch of monkeys.
I eviled you!
To evil is a good thing.
Evilize me, lest you be an evil evil one.
Evil is good.

by Greg December 29, 2003

flip sacks

To distribute illegal drugs.

"I know this kid, right,
he flipped sacks at night.
He said he did it 'cause he
want a better chance at life..."

-Rakaa Iriscience, "Ends to Means"

by Greg March 16, 2005

hook up

To provide illegal drugs to someone without charging a handler's fee. (i.e. if one can get an eight of marijuana for 20 bucks, one would then sell it to one's friends for the same price, hooking them up)

You can get schwag for 15$ an eighth? Woah dude, hook me up!

by Greg August 7, 2003

untruthatude

A lie. To speak falsley.
(see also Falcity)

Uh uh, ya honor, that's an untruthatude. I was nowhere in the area when that lady got mugged.

by Greg February 10, 2004

fair-weather friend

A friend who is only nice to you when it's convenient. Someone who's wishy-washy. Someone who is a "backstabber." Someone who abandons you in certain situations.

Every time you're with Bob, you won't hang out with me. You're such a fair-weather friend.

by Greg October 26, 2003

blonker

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.

by Greg September 10, 2003

Swanky Wank

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.

this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.

by greg March 28, 2004