greg's definitions

phantom bandito

A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.

"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."

"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."

by Greg April 8, 2005

Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii

Sound a hamster would make when you squeeze it like hell.

"Let's squeeze the hamster."
"Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii!!!"

by Greg April 13, 2004

sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

by greg January 11, 2004

Funboy

Unlike the other people seem to suggest for this entry, a funboy is not necessarily gay. He is more of a metrosexual; the kind of really stylish guys that dress in expensive clothes like they might be gay, but are just really stylish.

I saw a couple funboys headed to the club wearing their cashmere and pink polo shirts.

by greg January 3, 2004

evil

A word that can replace nearly every part of speech. Most often used as a general-purpose adjective. May also be used as a noun, verb, adverb, gerund, participle, infinitive, interjection, etc. when the ending is changed.

That's one evil bunch of monkeys.
I eviled you!
To evil is a good thing.
Evilize me, lest you be an evil evil one.
Evil is good.

by Greg December 29, 2003

examitor

The god of exams. By nature, he is evil, viscous, and spiteful.

Curse thee EXAMITOR!

by Greg April 19, 2004

burnination

1. the process of burninating something or someone

'...and all was laid to burnination.'

by Greg July 19, 2003