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crackalacking

Hey man looks like you were Crackalacking all night fucktard!
by Greg March 28, 2005
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watch cuck

Someone who takes pleasure in watching another person wear their watch.
Someone who would like to see what their watch looks like from afar.
I became watch cuck when the desire to see my Rolex Submariner on another man was overwhelming.
by GReg January 20, 2018
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pessimistic agnosticism

The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.

See also: pessimism, agnosticism
Random guy: Is there a God?

Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.
by Greg March 20, 2005
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rickshaw

a small two wheel cart, 3wheel bike, or a small 4 wheel vehicle, pulled or powered by dirty poor asians for rich white men.
The dirty little Indian pulled me in a rickshaw while i laughed my ass off.
by Greg October 11, 2004
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crap ass

when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.
While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.
by greg September 30, 2003
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Alcohol Nazi

alcohol+nazi One who tries to limit your drinking, by taking away your alcohol and/or making it difficult for you to drink more
I want another beer, quit being such an alcohol nazi.
by Greg February 17, 2005
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booha

lauren, the girl, yes lauren is my booha
lauren is my booha.
by greg February 7, 2004
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