greg's definitions

snarky

Adjective - Any language that contains quips or comments containing sarcastic or satirical witticisms intended as blunt irony. Usually delivered in a manner that is somewhat abrupt and out of context and intended to stun and amuse. Origin: Snark="snide remark".

Evelyn always called attention to the proverbial pink elephant in the room with her snarky comments.

by Greg February 27, 2005

muff

a hairy vagina

The muff I was eating smelled like fish

by Greg August 22, 2003

flip sacks

To distribute illegal drugs.

"I know this kid, right,
he flipped sacks at night.
He said he did it 'cause he
want a better chance at life..."

-Rakaa Iriscience, "Ends to Means"

by Greg March 16, 2005

untruthatude

A lie. To speak falsley.
(see also Falcity)

Uh uh, ya honor, that's an untruthatude. I was nowhere in the area when that lady got mugged.

by Greg February 10, 2004

Dickbump

1)adj.A demeaning phrase used to compliment someones thoughtless action.2)n.A sore on the penis caused by a herpes infection.3)v.To steal someone's prospective, initial meeting, with a person of the opposite sex.

1)Why did you do that? What a dickbump.
2)The herpes infection has caused a dickbump.
3)That fucker dickbumped that girl, right out from under my nose.

by Greg December 21, 2003

hook up

To provide illegal drugs to someone without charging a handler's fee. (i.e. if one can get an eight of marijuana for 20 bucks, one would then sell it to one's friends for the same price, hooking them up)

You can get schwag for 15$ an eighth? Woah dude, hook me up!

by Greg August 7, 2003

MFC

Mother Fucking Champ!!

that dood is a mfc

by greg January 20, 2004