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shitfaced

I got so shitfaced I puked out my left lung
by Greg August 22, 2003
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fuckwad

a normal person who is surrounded by mass media and audience
that guy on the tv is a total fuckwad
by greg March 28, 2004
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Saint Patrick's Day

St Patrick's day is held on March 17th.
It is the date that Saint Patrick died. Saint Patrick is the man who is said to have introduced the catholic religion to Ireland. He tried to explain "the trinity" (3 people in the one god) with a three leafed plant called a shamrock. Hence the shamrock has significance for the day. Originally the day was important only in Ireland but because of the large numbers of Irish people who emigrated abroad and the colorfulness of the celebration the tradition spread around the world.
In Ireland St. Patrick's day is celebrated with a parade of floats, bands and marchers in each towns main street. Unfortunately because of the time of the year it invariably rains on the day.
by Greg March 17, 2004
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quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.
Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.
by greg February 10, 2005
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sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.
I stuck my polish sassage in her.
by greg January 11, 2004
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Pabaah

A conservative organization dedicate to the disintegration of free speech when it takes the form of dissent against republicans, Christians, the government, and especially of George W. Bush. The group is a living example of contradiction in action, wherein they wave the flag of free speech while dedicating their mission to stopping others from the same freedom. See also: paradox, uptight, hateful, oppressive, and moron.
My movie made a fortune because Pabaah made a big stink about it and got me lots of free publicity. Thank god for them and their misguided crusade!
by Greg May 17, 2004
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katonah

Real life example for katonah
This was used on an MTV show called 'Rich Girls' West Hampton, NY.

The word was used the expression:
I thought you were so cool, "you goto katonah every night."
by Greg December 3, 2003
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