greg's definitions
When your friend invites you out several nights in a row for a long night of drinking and you decline. Then, on Sunday, he declines your offer for 1 beer and you call him a pussy.
Me? Pussy? Dude, I've been out drinking late every night this week, yo, and you had to sit at home and wash your hair...don't pull a Karl Walker by calling me a puss.
by Greg February 11, 2005

The Pvan is short for the Party Van where at anytime you have a blunt rolled up just hop in the van and spark the biotch and get the party started
by greg March 15, 2004

The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.
See also: pessimism, agnosticism
See also: pessimism, agnosticism
Random guy: Is there a God?
Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.
Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.
by Greg March 20, 2005

a small two wheel cart, 3wheel bike, or a small 4 wheel vehicle, pulled or powered by dirty poor asians for rich white men.
by Greg October 11, 2004

1. (n.) Member of a group who has extremely high tolerance with regards to alcohol and rarely succumbs to vomiting. The boozehound is a frequent drinker who is able to consume large quantities while still maintaining social competency. Typically, boozehounds receive the admiration of others for this special talent; however, as a result of this tolerance, the boozehound must develop a fondness for beast. Hobbies include beer pong, shot checkers, and power hour.
2. (n.) He who holds the "drinking title".
2. (n.) He who holds the "drinking title".
“Ah man, I really wish the boozehound was here to party with us tonight.”
- “Yeah, I know what you mean. But hey, without him here, we finally have some beer to drink for once.”
“Hey boozehound, how many beers is that for you?”
- “Oh, that’s about my 47th.”
- “Yeah, I know what you mean. But hey, without him here, we finally have some beer to drink for once.”
“Hey boozehound, how many beers is that for you?”
- “Oh, that’s about my 47th.”
by Greg May 13, 2005

"Bitch McBitch sure is one heck of a bosshole. She yells at me all the time to get stupid shit done."
by Greg October 24, 2004
