greg's definitions

Dickbump

1)adj.A demeaning phrase used to compliment someones thoughtless action.2)n.A sore on the penis caused by a herpes infection.3)v.To steal someone's prospective, initial meeting, with a person of the opposite sex.

1)Why did you do that? What a dickbump.
2)The herpes infection has caused a dickbump.
3)That fucker dickbumped that girl, right out from under my nose.

by Greg December 21, 2003

examitor

The god of exams. By nature, he is evil, viscous, and spiteful.

Curse thee EXAMITOR!

by Greg April 19, 2004

evil

A word that can replace nearly every part of speech. Most often used as a general-purpose adjective. May also be used as a noun, verb, adverb, gerund, participle, infinitive, interjection, etc. when the ending is changed.

That's one evil bunch of monkeys.
I eviled you!
To evil is a good thing.
Evilize me, lest you be an evil evil one.
Evil is good.

by Greg December 29, 2003

flip sacks

To distribute illegal drugs.

"I know this kid, right,
he flipped sacks at night.
He said he did it 'cause he
want a better chance at life..."

-Rakaa Iriscience, "Ends to Means"

by Greg March 16, 2005

Swanky Wank

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.

this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.

by greg March 28, 2004

silent but deadly

something that, when combined with a dutch oven maneouver, is an excessive use of deadly force.

easy elevator clearance...

by Greg April 29, 2004

The Showdown

Metal. The one and only true word that best describes The Showdown. Emerging from the mountains of eastern Tennessee this crushing five-piece have crafted an epic heavy metal sound for listeners who enjoy hard music that spans styles ranging from American southern rock to European death. Lyrically their melodies sing of heroism, sojourns and battles of life. The result is a brutal and honest anthem for the youth of today. Their debut album titled "A Chorus Of Obliteration" was produced by Bruce Fitzhugh (lead singer of Living Sacrifice) and is in stores now on Mono Vs Stereo. Git snake bit!

http://www.myspace.com/theshowdown

The Showdown is a Christian metalcore band.

by Greg September 1, 2008