greekmonkey's definitions

piece of work

A person whose stupidity and ignorance never fail to amaze you.

dad: how could you end up with a $10,000 credit card bill?
me: let me think, I go to strip clubs every night...
dad: (shaking his head) you're a real piece of work.

by greekmonkey March 10, 2005

bikini line

the part of a woman's body where the inner thighs meet the pubic area. Often left ungroomed by hippie chicks and crusty old feminists who proudly display the protruding hairs on the beach to the disgust of the unwitting public.

a waxed bikini line looks mighty fine.

by greekmonkey October 11, 2004

romper room

US children's TV show that was especially popular in the 70s. It took place in a kindergarten classroom and featured an uptight teacher named Ms. Suzy or something who would always make the kids say grace before they ate and also there was some guy who dressed up as a giant bee by the name of Do-Bee. He was supposed to set a good example for the kids ("Do be a Do-bee") but was very likely a pedophile.

I stayed home from school sick and got to watch Romper Room

by greekmonkey February 28, 2005

progressive

n. One who advocates greater government regulation of just about anything. Progressives claim to want to help out the average Joe but really want everyone to live according to their politically correct, elitist socialist agenda. Progressives are also much nastier people than liberals, and are often hypocrites

If you claim to be such a progressive, then why do you send your kids to a private school?

by greekmonkey February 24, 2005

backdoor man

n. a man who services married/committed women i.e. the other guy. The original meaning derives from blues lingo and refers to the guy who comes in through the backdoor of the house, it has nothing to do with anal sex.

"I'm a backdoor man" - Jim Morrison
Once Liz is married, I'll continue to be her backdoor man

by greekmonkey October 12, 2004

greekfro

A thick, curly, head of dark hair worn by Greek males who also tend to have lots of body hair and a moustache that they proudly display. The greekfro is not quite as frizzy as the jewfro due to its inherent greasiness.

Costas, your greekfro could use a trim, Im finding strands of it in my gyro.

by greekmonkey February 14, 2005

fuck buddy

All the benefits of being in a relationship minus the bullshit like not doing enough for Valentine's Day or her birthday, not spending 3 months salary on a stupid ring, and not spending enough quality time with her.

The sex with Lisa is great but she's a pain in the ass - I wish we could just be fuck buddies and not boyfriend/girlfriend

by greekmonkey April 8, 2004