greekmonkey's definitions

spasarhidi

greek word - literally "ball breaker." Used to describe somone who is a complete and total pain in the ass or annoyance.

Jeff's girlfriend is a total spasarhidi. She calls him every five minutes and flips out if she doesn't know where he is.

by greekmonkey April 15, 2004

pubefro

n. A really thick and hairy bush on a woman

Allison had such a thick pubefro, I needed a flashlight to find her clit...

by greekmonkey October 21, 2004

niconazi

One who is dedicated to eradictating tobacco use in any way, shape or form and will stop at nothing to achieve this goal. They started with restricting indoor smoking and are now attempting to ban smoking outdoors, in private homes, and even in art and literature "for the sake of the children."Once this is achieved, the niconazis will (and already are) turn on fast food as the next well funded corporate entity they can sack and bleed dry for, in their opinion making everyone obese. Although they masquerade as concerned citizens - niconazis are nothing more than compulsive micromanagers funded by the pharmaceutical industry to hook everyone on their "clean"
lifestyle management drugs.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Rob Reiner are well-known niconazis.

by greekmonkey March 19, 2004

greekfro

A thick, curly, head of dark hair worn by Greek males who also tend to have lots of body hair and a moustache that they proudly display. The greekfro is not quite as frizzy as the jewfro due to its inherent greasiness.

Costas, your greekfro could use a trim, Im finding strands of it in my gyro.

by greekmonkey February 14, 2005

fuck buddy

All the benefits of being in a relationship minus the bullshit like not doing enough for Valentine's Day or her birthday, not spending 3 months salary on a stupid ring, and not spending enough quality time with her.

The sex with Lisa is great but she's a pain in the ass - I wish we could just be fuck buddies and not boyfriend/girlfriend

by greekmonkey April 8, 2004

backdoor man

n. a man who services married/committed women i.e. the other guy. The original meaning derives from blues lingo and refers to the guy who comes in through the backdoor of the house, it has nothing to do with anal sex.

"I'm a backdoor man" - Jim Morrison
Once Liz is married, I'll continue to be her backdoor man

by greekmonkey October 12, 2004

cambobrazarican

adj. used to describe somone, usually a young male, of southeast asian, brazilian/cape verdean/portuguese, and hispanic (often puerto rican) descent, who resides in the Boston metro area

Aww man, them cambobrazaricans fucked up my cohvette - lets go kick their ass!!!

by greekmonkey October 12, 2004