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niconazi

One who is dedicated to eradictating tobacco use in any way, shape or form and will stop at nothing to achieve this goal. They started with restricting indoor smoking and are now attempting to ban smoking outdoors, in private homes, and even in art and literature "for the sake of the children."Once this is achieved, the niconazis will (and already are) turn on fast food as the next well funded corporate entity they can sack and bleed dry for, in their opinion making everyone obese. Although they masquerade as concerned citizens - niconazis are nothing more than compulsive micromanagers funded by the pharmaceutical industry to hook everyone on their "clean"
lifestyle management drugs.
Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Rob Reiner are well-known niconazis.
by greekmonkey March 19, 2004
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pubefro

n. A really thick and hairy bush on a woman
Allison had such a thick pubefro, I needed a flashlight to find her clit...
by greekmonkey October 21, 2004
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piece of work

A person whose stupidity and ignorance never fail to amaze you.
dad: how could you end up with a $10,000 credit card bill?
me: let me think, I go to strip clubs every night...
dad: (shaking his head) you're a real piece of work.
by greekmonkey March 10, 2005
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sex and the city

AN HBO series about four sexually-liberated yet generally miserable NYC women.
Most soccer moms fantasize about being one of the sex and the city characters. I don't know why - their lives are just as boring and empty
by greekmonkey April 8, 2004
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kafeneio

n. From Greek word meaning café(1) A job that requires very little effort or mental ability. (2) A person who works at such a job. (3) Someone who is lazy or shirks their responsibilities.
(1)If your looking for a kafeneio job, the government is a good place for you.
(2) I am being a kafeneio today and am writing urbandictionary definitions
by greekmonkey January 11, 2005
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bikini line

the part of a woman's body where the inner thighs meet the pubic area. Often left ungroomed by hippie chicks and crusty old feminists who proudly display the protruding hairs on the beach to the disgust of the unwitting public.
a waxed bikini line looks mighty fine.
by greekmonkey October 11, 2004
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hairy snatch

The way a snatch is supposed to be. Otherwise women would look like 5 year olds down there.
If she doesn't have a hairy snatch, she's got a nursery school bus to catch.
by greekmonkey March 17, 2004
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