greekmonkey's definitions

kafeneio

n. From Greek word meaning café(1) A job that requires very little effort or mental ability. (2) A person who works at such a job. (3) Someone who is lazy or shirks their responsibilities.

(1)If your looking for a kafeneio job, the government is a good place for you.
(2) I am being a kafeneio today and am writing urbandictionary definitions

by greekmonkey January 11, 2005

mounara

Poli omorfi gianeka pou theleis na gamisies.

A beautifull woman you'd love to fuck; a hottie

Eida mia mounara sti paralia pou then efere tipote kai tora eho megalo kavli!

I saw a hottie on the beach who wasn't wearing anything and now I have a huge boner!
Jessica Simpson einai mounara.

by greekmonkey March 19, 2004

romper room

US children's TV show that was especially popular in the 70s. It took place in a kindergarten classroom and featured an uptight teacher named Ms. Suzy or something who would always make the kids say grace before they ate and also there was some guy who dressed up as a giant bee by the name of Do-Bee. He was supposed to set a good example for the kids ("Do be a Do-bee") but was very likely a pedophile.

I stayed home from school sick and got to watch Romper Room

by greekmonkey February 28, 2005

beat wood

verb. To masturbate so hard/fast that the chair or bed you're on starts to make knocking or creaking sounds.

when i get home, im going to beat my wood to my mom's victoria's secret catalogue.

by greekmonkey February 18, 2005

arhidi

plural - arhidia - balls

Mana: An kapniezes Niko, tha pethanies se ligo.
Mom - If you smoke - you will die young
Niko: Gia ti then grapsies st' arhidia mou!
Why don't you write it on my balls! ( I don't give a fuck!)

by greekmonkey March 19, 2004

greekfro

A thick, curly, head of dark hair worn by Greek males who also tend to have lots of body hair and a moustache that they proudly display. The greekfro is not quite as frizzy as the jewfro due to its inherent greasiness.

Costas, your greekfro could use a trim, Im finding strands of it in my gyro.

by greekmonkey February 14, 2005

backdoor man

n. a man who services married/committed women i.e. the other guy. The original meaning derives from blues lingo and refers to the guy who comes in through the backdoor of the house, it has nothing to do with anal sex.

"I'm a backdoor man" - Jim Morrison
Once Liz is married, I'll continue to be her backdoor man

by greekmonkey October 12, 2004