greekmonkey's definitions

kafeneio

n. From Greek word meaning café(1) A job that requires very little effort or mental ability. (2) A person who works at such a job. (3) Someone who is lazy or shirks their responsibilities.

(1)If your looking for a kafeneio job, the government is a good place for you.
(2) I am being a kafeneio today and am writing urbandictionary definitions

by greekmonkey January 11, 2005

mounara

Poli omorfi gianeka pou theleis na gamisies.

A beautifull woman you'd love to fuck; a hottie

Eida mia mounara sti paralia pou then efere tipote kai tora eho megalo kavli!

I saw a hottie on the beach who wasn't wearing anything and now I have a huge boner!
Jessica Simpson einai mounara.

by greekmonkey March 19, 2004

Wellesley College

A chick school outside of Boston. Its most famous alum is Hilary Rodham Clinton, need I say more?

Wellesley chicks are, dykes, total sluts, or both.

by greekmonkey February 14, 2005

pubefro

n. A really thick and hairy bush on a woman

Allison had such a thick pubefro, I needed a flashlight to find her clit...

by greekmonkey October 21, 2004

niconazi

One who is dedicated to eradictating tobacco use in any way, shape or form and will stop at nothing to achieve this goal. They started with restricting indoor smoking and are now attempting to ban smoking outdoors, in private homes, and even in art and literature "for the sake of the children."Once this is achieved, the niconazis will (and already are) turn on fast food as the next well funded corporate entity they can sack and bleed dry for, in their opinion making everyone obese. Although they masquerade as concerned citizens - niconazis are nothing more than compulsive micromanagers funded by the pharmaceutical industry to hook everyone on their "clean"
lifestyle management drugs.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Rob Reiner are well-known niconazis.

by greekmonkey March 19, 2004

romper room

US children's TV show that was especially popular in the 70s. It took place in a kindergarten classroom and featured an uptight teacher named Ms. Suzy or something who would always make the kids say grace before they ate and also there was some guy who dressed up as a giant bee by the name of Do-Bee. He was supposed to set a good example for the kids ("Do be a Do-bee") but was very likely a pedophile.

I stayed home from school sick and got to watch Romper Room

by greekmonkey February 28, 2005

spasarhidi

greek word - literally "ball breaker." Used to describe somone who is a complete and total pain in the ass or annoyance.

Jeff's girlfriend is a total spasarhidi. She calls him every five minutes and flips out if she doesn't know where he is.

by greekmonkey April 15, 2004