beat wood

verb. To masturbate so hard/fast that the chair or bed you're on starts to make knocking or creaking sounds.
when i get home, im going to beat my wood to my mom's victoria's secret catalogue.
by greekmonkey February 18, 2005
mugGet the beat woodmug.

cambobrazarican

adj. used to describe somone, usually a young male, of southeast asian, brazilian/cape verdean/portuguese, and hispanic (often puerto rican) descent, who resides in the Boston metro area
Aww man, them cambobrazaricans fucked up my cohvette - lets go kick their ass!!!
by greekmonkey October 12, 2004
mugGet the cambobrazaricanmug.

boyshorts

Women's panties that remind me of the tighty whities my mom bought for me when I was a kid.
Boyshorts are nowhere near as sexy as a thong - they cover up too much...
by greekmonkey March 17, 2004
mugGet the boyshortsmug.

niconazi

One who is dedicated to eradictating tobacco use in any way, shape or form and will stop at nothing to achieve this goal. They started with restricting indoor smoking and are now attempting to ban smoking outdoors, in private homes, and even in art and literature "for the sake of the children."Once this is achieved, the niconazis will (and already are) turn on fast food as the next well funded corporate entity they can sack and bleed dry for, in their opinion making everyone obese. Although they masquerade as concerned citizens - niconazis are nothing more than compulsive micromanagers funded by the pharmaceutical industry to hook everyone on their "clean"
lifestyle management drugs.
Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Rob Reiner are well-known niconazis.
by greekmonkey March 19, 2004
mugGet the niconazimug.

romper room

US children's TV show that was especially popular in the 70s. It took place in a kindergarten classroom and featured an uptight teacher named Ms. Suzy or something who would always make the kids say grace before they ate and also there was some guy who dressed up as a giant bee by the name of Do-Bee. He was supposed to set a good example for the kids ("Do be a Do-bee") but was very likely a pedophile.
I stayed home from school sick and got to watch Romper Room
by greekmonkey February 28, 2005
mugGet the romper roommug.

pubefro

n. A really thick and hairy bush on a woman
Allison had such a thick pubefro, I needed a flashlight to find her clit...
by greekmonkey October 21, 2004
mugGet the pubefromug.