greekmonkey's definitions

hairy snatch

The way a snatch is supposed to be. Otherwise women would look like 5 year olds down there.

If she doesn't have a hairy snatch, she's got a nursery school bus to catch.

by greekmonkey March 17, 2004

tighty whities

white briefs that come in 3 or 6 packs, usually Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, or Jockey brand. Worn by prepubescent boys and men whose moms still buy their underwear for them.

Pull up your pants! Your tighty whities are showing.

by greekmonkey March 18, 2004

cambobrazarican

adj. used to describe somone, usually a young male, of southeast asian, brazilian/cape verdean/portuguese, and hispanic (often puerto rican) descent, who resides in the Boston metro area

Aww man, them cambobrazaricans fucked up my cohvette - lets go kick their ass!!!

by greekmonkey October 12, 2004

beat wood

verb. To masturbate so hard/fast that the chair or bed you're on starts to make knocking or creaking sounds.

when i get home, im going to beat my wood to my mom's victoria's secret catalogue.

by greekmonkey February 18, 2005

boyshorts

Women's panties that remind me of the tighty whities my mom bought for me when I was a kid.

Boyshorts are nowhere near as sexy as a thong - they cover up too much...

by greekmonkey March 17, 2004

arhidi

plural - arhidia - balls

Mana: An kapniezes Niko, tha pethanies se ligo.
Mom - If you smoke - you will die young
Niko: Gia ti then grapsies st' arhidia mou!
Why don't you write it on my balls! ( I don't give a fuck!)

by greekmonkey March 19, 2004