boyshorts

Women's panties that remind me of the tighty whities my mom bought for me when I was a kid.
Boyshorts are nowhere near as sexy as a thong - they cover up too much...
by greekmonkey March 17, 2004
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progressive

n. One who advocates greater government regulation of just about anything. Progressives claim to want to help out the average Joe but really want everyone to live according to their politically correct, elitist socialist agenda. Progressives are also much nastier people than liberals, and are often hypocrites
If you claim to be such a progressive, then why do you send your kids to a private school?
by greekmonkey February 24, 2005
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backdoor man

n. a man who services married/committed women i.e. the other guy. The original meaning derives from blues lingo and refers to the guy who comes in through the backdoor of the house, it has nothing to do with anal sex.
"I'm a backdoor man" - Jim Morrison
Once Liz is married, I'll continue to be her backdoor man
by greekmonkey October 12, 2004
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romper room

US children's TV show that was especially popular in the 70s. It took place in a kindergarten classroom and featured an uptight teacher named Ms. Suzy or something who would always make the kids say grace before they ate and also there was some guy who dressed up as a giant bee by the name of Do-Bee. He was supposed to set a good example for the kids ("Do be a Do-bee") but was very likely a pedophile.
I stayed home from school sick and got to watch Romper Room
by greekmonkey February 28, 2005
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kafeneio

n. From Greek word meaning café(1) A job that requires very little effort or mental ability. (2) A person who works at such a job. (3) Someone who is lazy or shirks their responsibilities.
(1)If your looking for a kafeneio job, the government is a good place for you.
(2) I am being a kafeneio today and am writing urbandictionary definitions
by greekmonkey January 11, 2005
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hairy snatch

The way a snatch is supposed to be. Otherwise women would look like 5 year olds down there.
If she doesn't have a hairy snatch, she's got a nursery school bus to catch.
by greekmonkey March 17, 2004
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