gordon's definitions
hours upon hours of crazy kinky mindblowing sex. great way of living out all of one's fantasies. (lots of stamina required)
by gordon April 30, 2003
Get the crazy hotel room sexmug. A "dutch" in this context, is a spliff, or hand rolled marijuana cigarette. The phase is used when requesting that a comrade lend you his for a sample toke.
(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)
(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)
by Gordon October 3, 2003
Get the Pass the Dutchmug. Filbrick means well for his family, but he is very stern. He is not easily impressed and making a profit is more important to him than honest business practices. He had a very rough childhood growing up and this has caused him to be cold. Filbricks can marry, but should never have children, or heaven forbid twins.
by Gordon October 1, 2016
Get the Filbrickmug. Highly sought after by certain ladies, this delicacy is another term for the spitroast, where two gentlemen entertain one lady at the same time. Usually orally and vaginally, but other configurations are possible. The lady is obviously the "Tuna" in the aforementioned sandwich.
"My twin brother rang me and told me that his new girlfriend was hot for a threesome, but I wasn't sure until she came on the line and insisted on it. So I ended up serving up a hot tuna sandwich that afternoon."
by Gordon September 16, 2003
Get the Hot Tuna Sandwichmug. by Gordon June 17, 2006
Get the you know how i rollmug. by Gordon March 11, 2004
Get the mother fuckermug. An acronym for the Naked Anus Pussy Annahilation sex position. It must be performed only by a trained and certified NAPA auto parts specialist using NAPA automotive lube in a liscenced NAPA store and is sometimes followed by a fire breathing dragon.
After applying a generous amount of NAPA auto lube to her "o-rings and seals", the NAPA specialist went in for the NAPA special.
by Gordon September 3, 2008
Get the NAPA Specialmug.