GORDON's definitions

Filbrick

Filbrick means well for his family, but he is very stern. He is not easily impressed and making a profit is more important to him than honest business practices. He had a very rough childhood growing up and this has caused him to be cold. Filbricks can marry, but should never have children, or heaven forbid twins.

Person 1: Do you think he will be impressed?

Person 2: Nah, the guy's a total Filbrick.

by Gordon October 1, 2016

gotsta

Dumb-ass method of stating a very simple phrase from the english language.(Primarily used in the United States...)

The illerate fool said, 'I gotsta go home.'

by Gordon June 24, 2003

Devils Porridge

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

by Gordon September 16, 2003

mother fucker

An expression used when you envy someone's good fortune.

"Mother fucker! You got her and I didnt?"

by Gordon March 11, 2004

bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

by Gordon April 2, 2003

iyot

Filipino(Visayan) word for "SEX".

iyot tayo!

let's have sex!

by GORDON February 16, 2004

birmingham

My home town. Like every other UK city ive been to. its innerds are depressing and dead, filled with the rotting skeletons of its industrial past. The town centre has almost no character, if you dont count the gangs and homeless. Its suburbs have some nice parts, but mostly not so nice parts. And you only have to walk 10 minutes before you hit another councel estate, with burnt out cars, scallys and shopping trolleys. It may be extremely multi cultured, but if you ask me, theres alot of ratial tension in the air.I dont consider myself racsist, but when you've been mugged 3 times, each time by a different gang of black youths, you have to ask yourself wether its a co-incidence you're white.

Birmingham does some nice currys

Birmingham is dead, like the rest of inner city UK.

Solihull is going the same way.

by Gordon March 22, 2004