GORDON's definitions

Devils Porridge

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

by Gordon September 16, 2003

bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

by Gordon April 2, 2003

multishirk

Time wasting on a superior level.
eg. Relaxing at work browsing the internet, listening to music, playing games on line, chatting on the phone...

"Fix the database? No can do, I'm too busy multishirking, sorry"

by Gordon April 2, 2003

gotsta

Dumb-ass method of stating a very simple phrase from the english language.(Primarily used in the United States...)

The illerate fool said, 'I gotsta go home.'

by Gordon June 24, 2003

Fuck tard

1.A retard that still manages to get in a fuck or two

2. A wad of shit

1. Me: Yo that guy is a fuck tard
Bob: I envy him.

2. Me: Yo, I dare you to eat that fuck tard
You: fiiinnnneeee

by gordon March 8, 2005

Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.

Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.

by Gordon October 2, 2016

crazy hotel room sex

hours upon hours of crazy kinky mindblowing sex. great way of living out all of one's fantasies. (lots of stamina required)

by gordon April 30, 2003