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bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom
That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff
by Gordon April 2, 2003
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Devils Porridge

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!
by Gordon September 16, 2003
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gotsta

Dumb-ass method of stating a very simple phrase from the english language.(Primarily used in the United States...)
The illerate fool said, 'I gotsta go home.'
by Gordon June 24, 2003
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Filbrick

Filbrick means well for his family, but he is very stern. He is not easily impressed and making a profit is more important to him than honest business practices. He had a very rough childhood growing up and this has caused him to be cold. Filbricks can marry, but should never have children, or heaven forbid twins.
Person 1: Do you think he will be impressed?

Person 2: Nah, the guy's a total Filbrick.
by Gordon October 1, 2016
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birmingham

My home town. Like every other UK city ive been to. its innerds are depressing and dead, filled with the rotting skeletons of its industrial past. The town centre has almost no character, if you dont count the gangs and homeless. Its suburbs have some nice parts, but mostly not so nice parts. And you only have to walk 10 minutes before you hit another councel estate, with burnt out cars, scallys and shopping trolleys. It may be extremely multi cultured, but if you ask me, theres alot of ratial tension in the air.I dont consider myself racsist, but when you've been mugged 3 times, each time by a different gang of black youths, you have to ask yourself wether its a co-incidence you're white.
Birmingham does some nice currys

Birmingham is dead, like the rest of inner city UK.

Solihull is going the same way.
by Gordon March 22, 2004
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iyot

Filipino(Visayan) word for "SEX".
iyot tayo!

let's have sex!
by GORDON February 16, 2004
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NAPA Special

An acronym for the Naked Anus Pussy Annahilation sex position. It must be performed only by a trained and certified NAPA auto parts specialist using NAPA automotive lube in a liscenced NAPA store and is sometimes followed by a fire breathing dragon.
After applying a generous amount of NAPA auto lube to her "o-rings and seals", the NAPA specialist went in for the NAPA special.
by Gordon September 3, 2008
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