21 definition by GORDON

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Time wasting/feckin' around
Stop faffing around and do the dishes!
by Gordon April 02, 2003

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Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom
That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff
by Gordon April 02, 2003

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A "dutch" in this context, is a spliff, or hand rolled marijuana cigarette. The phase is used when requesting that a comrade lend you his for a sample toke.

(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)
Cmon, pass the dutch baby!
by Gordon October 03, 2003

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Filipino(Visayan) word for "SEX".
iyot tayo!

let's have sex!
by GORDON February 16, 2004

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Ellen loves to swallow my manjuice.
by gordon January 20, 2003

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hours upon hours of crazy kinky mindblowing sex. great way of living out all of one's fantasies. (lots of stamina required)
by gordon April 30, 2003

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Highly sought after by certain ladies, this delicacy is another term for the spitroast, where two gentlemen entertain one lady at the same time. Usually orally and vaginally, but other configurations are possible. The lady is obviously the "Tuna" in the aforementioned sandwich.
"My twin brother rang me and told me that his new girlfriend was hot for a threesome, but I wasn't sure until she came on the line and insisted on it. So I ended up serving up a hot tuna sandwich that afternoon."
by Gordon September 16, 2003

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