gordo's definitions

Elizabeth Arden Crème

A type of freudian dick crème.

When I’m feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.

by Gordo January 17, 2023

Duke of Sussex

A man’s cock.

And I lays me Duke of Sussex on me table and says…

by Gordo January 16, 2023

Baby Stick

yet another euphemism for the penis.

I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.

by Gordo September 8, 2005

wedgie

1)To have one's underwear/panties yanked up from behind.

2)The greatest Rock & Roll party band ever to exist on this or any other planet, and found at www.a2zmusic.com

I went to a WEDGIE! concert where they had several of the most bootylicious girlies in the audience get up on stage, and every one of them was given a hella fine wedgie.

by Gordo April 25, 2005

GVD

Short for 'giant vagina disease' Term used to define the ailment interfering with a mans ability to hang with his friends or participate in every day man things.

Travis has GVD, so he won't be joining us tonight

by Gordo February 27, 2005

raging sider

A side pony tail.worn by jocks,dalkey girls and mounties.

OMG! That raging sider is totally ragorific!

by gordo January 17, 2005

spamela

a derogatory nickname for a fat blonde girl
spam = fat
pamela = blonde

Priest: I accidentally christened that girl "Spamela" and her parents twatted me across the head with a shovel

by gordo January 4, 2005