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A term job recruiters use to indicate that an employee can perform the job remotely until the COVID pandemic ends.
by gonzobrains January 11, 2022
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Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
by gonzobrains April 22, 2024
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by gonzobrains August 13, 2016
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Look at that snobby, unappreciative Indian woman. Reaping the benefits of America yet gives no respect to her fellow citizens. She's a typical paper American.
by gonzobrains March 6, 2015
Get the paper american mug.A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.
Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!
Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.
Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.
by gonzobrains September 13, 2023
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Rick is a spoiled millennial too lazy and entitled to bag his own groceries at the checkout. Man, what a prebagger!
by gonzobrains May 28, 2018
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by gonzobrains February 29, 2012
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