gollomosh's definitions

gonoč

A gonoč is a short, thin shwance or penis that smells like rotten fish or Surstrømming.

Ehy Tom! Cover yer gonoč!!! I have to puke!!!! Fuck you, filthy asshole!!! I am never going to drink yer Nierenjuice!!!!!

by gollomosh March 24, 2024

Tellernippel

Tellernippel are big nippels with enormous forecouts that are shaped like plates (in German = Teller). So they look like a dish. Black girls often habe Tellernippel.

"OMG look dem Tellernippel!!!" - "Bimml bimml yooo I wanna suck dem both!" - "Alda ich liebe Tellernippel..."

by gollomosh August 26, 2023

Boysahne

After massaging and rhythmically manipulating your dick he sends out a white, milk-like fluid. This is called Boysahne (cream of boys). Some people call it Wichse, Sperma, Weiße Pisse.

"OMG look at my Boysahne on your tits!" — “Gosh, that much I have never seen! Fuck me again, Tom!"

by gollomosh September 2, 2023

Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

by gollomosh September 3, 2022

Sacksaft

When a man is fucking, his pimml0r ejaculates Sacksaft while having an orgasm. "Sacksaft" is German for "juice from the bag". It references to your rather small bag called scrotum. Sacksaft is also named "Boysahne", "Wixxe" or "Splash". Do not name it "Nierenjuice" because this means "pee"!!!

"OHY Nadia I'm cummin' now ahhhh yaaaaa ohhhhh yeeeeeeeessssssss" *SPLASH SPLASH SPRITZ SPRITZ WIXX SPLASH SPLASH* "I give ya my SACKSAFT on yer Tellernippel, Ðjąðją!!!" - "Uhhh yaaaaa babe I love yer Boysahne, Tom" *SPLASH WIXX SAM SAM SAM* "What a nice fucking Festival, Nadja!!!!!"

by gollomosh September 6, 2023

Nierenjuice

Common german word for "piss" or "pee".

Nieren (kidneys) produce their own yellow juice.

"Hey Tom, let's have some fun and fuck! I wanna give you my Nierenjuice!" — “Ohhh yessss ahhhh gargl glaaaarghhhh gaaarglll!" — "Yeah drink my Nierenjuice!"

by gollomosh December 13, 2022

Opflsoft

Opflsoft is a common german phrase for a) apple juice and for b) Nierenjuice, too.

a) "Entschuldigen Du bitte. Einen Opflsoft bitte schnell!" — “Des mocht dann sechs Euro neinzge bitte! "
b) "Oooaaahhhhh Anna no haumichblau druck mir deinen Opfesoft ins Gsicht joaaaa weida so brunz mi voll!!!"

by gollomosh August 16, 2023