TDC

An acronym for the trillion dollar coin that may be used by the US Treasury to circumvent the debt ceiling which would enable spending without limit.
Neil: Rob, I don't have the money to buy that watch--I can't afford it.

Rob: TDC, baby TDC. Put it on the credit card that will never be paid off.
by goldandsilverowner January 11, 2013
Get the TDC mug.

self-gifting

Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.
Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.
by goldandsilverowner November 28, 2010
Get the self-gifting mug.

shi+

The 3 letters shi followed by the plus sign, shi+, is a way of
posting the word shit on a profanity filtered website.
That little shi+ is such a liar, I'd like to kick his @ss.
by goldandsilverowner May 18, 2011
Get the shi+ mug.

branimal

A unusually large discharge of excrement, typically
associated with the ingestion of an abundant amount
of dietary fiber.
Wini just ate a whole box of All-Bran cereal--you know a
branimal is coming soon.
by goldandsilverowner November 21, 2011
Get the branimal mug.

tenth avenue freeze up

With its name derived from the Bruce Springsteen hit
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out", a tenth avenue freeze up
is the inability to urinate in a public bathroom.
Better go to the bathroom before we leave for the
ball game--the bathrooms at the stadium will be
crowded and you might have a tenth avenue freeze up.
by goldandsilverowner June 12, 2010
Get the tenth avenue freeze up mug.

hippochondriac

A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.
First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.
by goldandsilverowner August 12, 2010
Get the hippochondriac mug.

Julius Geezer

A senile old man who believes he is still in control,
but really isn't.
Abe is 95 years old and still comes to the office every day.
He thinks he rules this company like Caesar ruled Rome,
but nobody listens to him anymore.
We call him Julius Geezer.
by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010
Get the Julius Geezer mug.