tenth avenue freeze up

With its name derived from the Bruce Springsteen hit
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out", a tenth avenue freeze up
is the inability to urinate in a public bathroom.

Better go to the bathroom before we leave for the
ball game--the bathrooms at the stadium will be
crowded and you might have a tenth avenue freeze up.

by goldandsilverowner June 14, 2010

premature ejaculection

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.

Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.

by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011

self-gifting

Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.

Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.

by goldandsilverowner November 30, 2010

Kim Jong-ill

Derived from the mentally unstable Supreme Leader of
North Korea Kim Jong-il, going Kim Jong-ill means to
flip out and lose your mind.

"I know you are under pressure this week with final
exams, but please don't go Kim Jong-ill on me."

by goldandsilverowner June 19, 2010

Hosni Scheme

Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.

Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.

by goldandsilverowner February 21, 2011

stuphoria

The irrational feeling of exaggerated elation experienced by a
stupid moronic narcissistic idiot.

After losing $300,000 in the stock market, Alan made a
couple hundred dollars today and he's gone manic.
Stuphoria!

by goldandsilverowner August 13, 2010

hippochondriac

A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.

First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.

by goldandsilverowner August 11, 2010