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Definitions by goldandsilverowner

self-gifting

Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.
Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.
self-gifting by goldandsilverowner November 30, 2010

stuporior method 

A narcissistic way of doing something that the individual
believes is infinitely superior, which is actually quite
stupid.
Daniel mortgaged his home to play his new can't miss
stock market system, and soon declared bankruptcy.
That's what I call a stuporior method.

Julius Geezer 

A senile old man who believes he is still in control,
but really isn't.
Abe is 95 years old and still comes to the office every day.
He thinks he rules this company like Caesar ruled Rome,
but nobody listens to him anymore.
We call him Julius Geezer.

stuphoria 

The irrational feeling of exaggerated elation experienced by a
stupid moronic narcissistic idiot.
After losing $300,000 in the stock market, Alan made a
couple hundred dollars today and he's gone manic.
Stuphoria!
stuphoria by goldandsilverowner August 13, 2010

hippochondriac 

A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.
First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.

silent majority 

An unspecified large majority of people who lurk on
message boards or in chat rooms, but do not express
their opinions.
Poster 1 : This message board is pretty dead--only a
handful of people have posted all day.

Poster 2 : Yes, but the whole silent majority is reading it.

vandalence 

A combination of vandalism and violence. Unruly behavior
exhibited during raucous celebrations and protests.
Vandalence associated with the G20 protest resulted
in 400 arrests--that's more than after the Lakers won
the NBA championship.