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vandalence

A combination of vandalism and violence. Unruly behavior
exhibited during raucous celebrations and protests.
Vandalence associated with the G20 protest resulted
in 400 arrests--that's more than after the Lakers won
the NBA championship.
by goldandsilverowner June 29, 2010
mugGet the vandalencemug.

self-gifting

Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.
Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.
by goldandsilverowner November 30, 2010
mugGet the self-giftingmug.

Kim Jong-ill

Derived from the mentally unstable Supreme Leader of
North Korea Kim Jong-il, going Kim Jong-ill means to
flip out and lose your mind.
"I know you are under pressure this week with final
exams, but please don't go Kim Jong-ill on me."
by goldandsilverowner June 19, 2010
mugGet the Kim Jong-illmug.

hippochondriac

A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.
First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.
by goldandsilverowner August 11, 2010
mugGet the hippochondriacmug.

premature ejaculection

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.
Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.
by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011
mugGet the premature ejaculectionmug.

Hosni Scheme

Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.
Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.
by goldandsilverowner February 21, 2011
mugGet the Hosni Schememug.

stuphoria

The irrational feeling of exaggerated elation experienced by a
stupid moronic narcissistic idiot.
After losing $300,000 in the stock market, Alan made a
couple hundred dollars today and he's gone manic.
Stuphoria!
by goldandsilverowner August 13, 2010
mugGet the stuphoriamug.

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