Definitions by goldandsilverowner
self-gifting
Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.
self-gifting by goldandsilverowner November 30, 2010
stuporior method
A narcissistic way of doing something that the individual
believes is infinitely superior, which is actually quite
stupid.
believes is infinitely superior, which is actually quite
stupid.
Daniel mortgaged his home to play his new can't miss
stock market system, and soon declared bankruptcy.
That's what I call a stuporior method.
stock market system, and soon declared bankruptcy.
That's what I call a stuporior method.
stuporior method by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010
Julius Geezer
Abe is 95 years old and still comes to the office every day.
He thinks he rules this company like Caesar ruled Rome,
but nobody listens to him anymore.
We call him Julius Geezer.
He thinks he rules this company like Caesar ruled Rome,
but nobody listens to him anymore.
We call him Julius Geezer.
Julius Geezer by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010
stuphoria
After losing $300,000 in the stock market, Alan made a
couple hundred dollars today and he's gone manic.
Stuphoria!
couple hundred dollars today and he's gone manic.
Stuphoria!
stuphoria by goldandsilverowner August 13, 2010
hippochondriac
A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.
First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.
hippochondriac by goldandsilverowner August 11, 2010
silent majority
An unspecified large majority of people who lurk on
message boards or in chat rooms, but do not express
their opinions.
message boards or in chat rooms, but do not express
their opinions.
Poster 1 : This message board is pretty dead--only a
handful of people have posted all day.
Poster 2 : Yes, but the whole silent majority is reading it.
handful of people have posted all day.
Poster 2 : Yes, but the whole silent majority is reading it.
silent majority by goldandsilverowner July 22, 2010
vandalence
A combination of vandalism and violence. Unruly behavior
exhibited during raucous celebrations and protests.
exhibited during raucous celebrations and protests.
Vandalence associated with the G20 protest resulted
in 400 arrests--that's more than after the Lakers won
the NBA championship.
in 400 arrests--that's more than after the Lakers won
the NBA championship.
vandalence by goldandsilverowner June 29, 2010