goldandsilverowner's definitions

branimal

A unusually large discharge of excrement, typically
associated with the ingestion of an abundant amount
of dietary fiber.

Wini just ate a whole box of All-Bran cereal--you know a
branimal is coming soon.

by goldandsilverowner November 20, 2011

silent majority

An unspecified large majority of people who lurk on
message boards or in chat rooms, but do not express
their opinions.

Poster 1 : This message board is pretty dead--only a
handful of people have posted all day.

Poster 2 : Yes, but the whole silent majority is reading it.

by goldandsilverowner July 22, 2010

self-gifting

Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.

Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.

by goldandsilverowner November 30, 2010

tenth avenue freeze up

With its name derived from the Bruce Springsteen hit
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out", a tenth avenue freeze up
is the inability to urinate in a public bathroom.

Better go to the bathroom before we leave for the
ball game--the bathrooms at the stadium will be
crowded and you might have a tenth avenue freeze up.

by goldandsilverowner June 14, 2010

Hosni Scheme

Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.

Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.

by goldandsilverowner February 21, 2011

Kim Jong-ill

Derived from the mentally unstable Supreme Leader of
North Korea Kim Jong-il, going Kim Jong-ill means to
flip out and lose your mind.

"I know you are under pressure this week with final
exams, but please don't go Kim Jong-ill on me."

by goldandsilverowner June 19, 2010

stuphoria

The irrational feeling of exaggerated elation experienced by a
stupid moronic narcissistic idiot.

After losing $300,000 in the stock market, Alan made a
couple hundred dollars today and he's gone manic.
Stuphoria!

by goldandsilverowner August 13, 2010