god's definitions

fart dick

1 n: A penis that has had wind broken upon it; almost explicitly meaning during anal sex

"Fuck, Gabby! Now I have a fart dick, I told you not to have chili today!"

by God October 28, 2004

happycamper

quite simply to be put as a man who enjoys grasping the manbeef

man1: dayum, that hc gives some fine mudda fuggin nuthugging..
man2: oath its like get on your knees and camp on my cock you happy mofo

by god November 8, 2006

Benton

has the fattest man ass around bald and looks like Caillou, probably likes penis even though they are Christian and fucks his own cats was bullied in elementary now is gay and likes gay henti

oh your gay you must be Benton
you look like Caillou must Benton
you fuck cats you must be Benton

by GOD April 11, 2019

handy

small skinny and like to suck on the cock

handy

by GOD November 9, 2006

bridge

1. Noun - One of the most popular card games in the world. Beats Spades, hands-down.

2. Noun - A structure that connects two landmasses. Usually passes over water, and comes in different types, such as suspension, ect.

3. Verb - To jack off.

4. Verb - To make a connection between two ideas.

1. I'd much rather play Bridge than Spades.

2. I think we have to cross the Golden Gate Bridge.

3. Ha! You got caught bridging by your mom!

4. Matt's idea bridged together the two related theories.

by God July 10, 2004

dodge durango

a car driven by only the pimpest of people

Yo dang, check out that phat Durango. BITCH.

-Hey bitch, give me your wallet, I drive a Durango.
-Here take it, take it, you damn sexy beast.

by God May 27, 2003

iffy

1) the act of being vomit, or an involvement in vomit or the action of vomitting
2) the act of sexual harassment or unwanted sexual advances and physical conduct
3) Both 1. and 2. except specifically induced by alcohol

Brew Ha Ha 3 was very iffy.

Man you're iffy.

I'd say you're iffy but that would be too good for you Douglas.

Clean up you're own fucking iffy.

Iffy.

by God April 19, 2006