Trumpologize

(verb) Trumpologize: To apologize, but not really mean it.

"If I offended anyone for saying those lewd comments about women, I sincerely trumpologize. But Bill Clinton said much worse!"

by go out laughing October 08, 2016

irony deficiency

A common deficiency in which the brain cannot process humor that contains irony.

George loves jokes about farting and pooping. Be when he's presented with any humor that has a hint of irony, his eyes just glaze over. He suffers from a serious case of irony deficiency.

by go out laughing May 22, 2014

Work and Bake

(verb) being perpetually stoned, at work
(noun) a person who is perpetually stoned, at work

Eric just ate five doughnuts, and then took twenty minutes to clock in. He's definitely a work and bake.

by go out laughing October 04, 2016

eufurya

Euphoria mixed with fury. An ecstatic rage. An orgasmic rush that comes from feeling really angry and offended.

Overwhelmed by eufurya, Dan smashed the window. The shattering sound filled him with a eufuric buzz. He would deal with the lawsuit and destruction-of-property charges tomorrow.

by go out laughing November 04, 2021

Three-up

To marry and have three kids as soon as possible, in spite of the environmental impact

I can't wait to marry and three-up. It's what everyone else is doing.

by go out laughing October 24, 2017

jalaxed

Jacked and relaxed at the same time.

I love Lavender Lattes. They make me so jalaxed.

by go out laughing October 18, 2017

Pootriot

A poo-brained right wing extremist who claims to be a patriot.

Those Capitol rioters even smeared their own poo in the halls of the U.S. Capitol building. They're a bunch of pootriots.

by go out laughing July 15, 2021