go out laughing's definitions

Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.

In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.

by go out laughing April 19, 2018

irony deficiency

A common deficiency in which the brain cannot process humor that contains irony.

George loves jokes about farting and pooping. Be when he's presented with any humor that has a hint of irony, his eyes just glaze over. He suffers from a serious case of irony deficiency.

by go out laughing May 22, 2014

Trumpologize

(verb) Trumpologize: To apologize, but not really mean it.

"If I offended anyone for saying those lewd comments about women, I sincerely trumpologize. But Bill Clinton said much worse!"

by go out laughing October 8, 2016

Three-up

To marry and have three kids as soon as possible, in spite of the environmental impact

I can't wait to marry and three-up. It's what everyone else is doing.

by go out laughing October 24, 2017

vaxhole

A person who refuses to get the Covid vaccine because.... conspiracy theory.

Rudd proudly brags that he would never get the Covid vaccine. Now he has Delta, along with many of his family and friends. What a vaxhole!

by go out laughing July 21, 2021

The Shotgun Curtain

The boundary that separates educated, progressive America from gun-hoarding, racist America.

Since the election, it has become increasingly difficult and dangerous to pass through the Shotgun Curtain from our America to their America.

by go out laughing November 17, 2016

Work and Bake

(verb) being perpetually stoned, at work
(noun) a person who is perpetually stoned, at work

Eric just ate five doughnuts, and then took twenty minutes to clock in. He's definitely a work and bake.

by go out laughing October 4, 2016