Hobbyvictim

One who chooses to be a victim in life, because it feels good and they can get attention. It's a hobby.

Arthur's favorite hobby is being a victim. He's anti vax, and claims he is being persecuted like the Jews were persecuted by the Nazis. He lost his job and his friends, and now he has Covid. He's a total hobbyvictim.

by go out laughing August 10, 2021

irony deficiency

A common deficiency in which the brain cannot process humor that contains irony.

George loves jokes about farting and pooping. Be when he's presented with any humor that has a hint of irony, his eyes just glaze over. He suffers from a serious case of irony deficiency.

by go out laughing May 21, 2014

Three-up

To marry and have three kids as soon as possible, in spite of the environmental impact

I can't wait to marry and three-up. It's what everyone else is doing.

by go out laughing October 24, 2017

Trumpologize

(verb) Trumpologize: To apologize, but not really mean it.

"If I offended anyone for saying those lewd comments about women, I sincerely trumpologize. But Bill Clinton said much worse!"

by go out laughing October 08, 2016

Anti-vaxhole

A person who proudly chooses not to get the Covid vaccine, because their brain has been soaked in false conspiracy theories.

Ebbot is unvaccinated and proud of it. Now he has the Covid Delta variant, and he's spreading it to his family, his friends, and his community. He's a total anti-vaxhole!

by go out laughing July 22, 2021

Pootriot

A poo-brained right wing extremist who claims to be a patriot.

Those Capitol rioters even smeared their own poo in the halls of the U.S. Capitol building. They're a bunch of pootriots.

by go out laughing July 15, 2021

The Shotgun Curtain

The boundary that separates educated, progressive America from gun-hoarding, racist America.

Since the election, it has become increasingly difficult and dangerous to pass through the Shotgun Curtain from our America to their America.

by go out laughing November 17, 2016