gnostic3's definitions

cherry flavour

adj. Canadian term for anything, particularly sports commentary, that has a confused or impenetrable air.

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I miss the cherry flavour that “Coach’s Corner” used to have.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2019

bearjam

n. A tangle of vehicles blocking a road in a National Park. Caused by idiotic drivers stopping to look at bears, waterfalls, nude hikers etc.

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Careful on this blind corner There is usually a bearjam up ahead.

by gnostic3 February 11, 2023

nappy

n. Short refreshing sleep. Shorter than a nap but longer than a blinky. Also, in Britain, a diaper.

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Old Joe looks like he needs a nappy.

Smells like it too.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

2020 vision

n. A complete, well focused, idea of what your new year, and indeed your life and the life of your family, country, football club etc will become.

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Do you have 2020 Vision?

Not yet. Things in the crystal ball seem a bit hazy

Perhaps I can sell you some more rose tinted glasses Don.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

drunkish

adj. Sort of inebriated but still functional.

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Are you drunk nurse? This is a very complex operation.

Define drunk. I admit that I may be a bit dunkis. I mean drunkish. But nobody is perfect. Am I right? (attempts to clumsily high five surgeon and knocks tray of instruments onto floor)

by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

dysdonia

n. Neurologic condition which impairs one's ability to dress properly.

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Can you help me with this tie? I have dysdonia.

Is that why your shoes are different colours? ... And sizes?

by gnostic3 August 29, 2020