virality

n. The new reality.

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You cannot kiss strangers. That is just virality.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

monobetes

n. Milder form of diabetes. No insulin injections needed. Sufferers just have to limit their donut intake.

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No more smartie ice cream for me. I gots the monobetes in my family.

by gnostic3 October 06, 2020

moguls

n. Obscure Olympic sport in which athletes in baggy pants and short skis bounce off hundreds of mounds cunningly placed on frozen a hill to damage their knee ligaments.

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Dude! Turn on the box, The moguls are going to be on.

Sounds great. Which event are they competing in?

by gnostic3 February 16, 2018

porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

debait

v. To remove enticing morsels from one's line. Can be used in ironic context to refer to removing promises from a presidential spiel.

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Going to watch Trump debait tonight?

No. I have a bomb shelter to dig.

by gnostic3 October 02, 2016

Chicago Melvin

n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.

At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.

by gnostic3 January 01, 2015

Par-Don

n. Newest name for a President determined to let his cronies out of prison. For comparison see Over-Par-Don, which is also a Presidential moniker.

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I wish Par-Don owed me a favour. Then I wouldn’t have to hang.

by gnostic3 November 26, 2020