dormer

n. College attendee who decides to spend the semester enjoying dorm life instead of attending classes

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Being a dormer for four years actually prepared me well for most jobs:; perhaps not neurosurgery.
by gnostic3 October 16, 2019
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flaming

v. Engaging in an outrageous activity such as destroying someone’s life online, wearing a lot of feathered boas or, in Canada, supporting the Calgary Flames ice hockey team.

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Up for some flaming on the weekend.

Will there be overly-loud music and muscular Canucks fighting?

Do beaver have chiseled teeth?
by gnostic3 February 10, 2020
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eclipse

n. Any boring, over-hyped event especially those that allow scientists in an obscure specialty to appear on TV once every 40 years to endlessly explain what's going on.

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Hey, you going to watch the House vote to impeach the President?

Nah. It's just another eclipse.
by gnostic3 August 21, 2017
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dysdonia

n. Neurologic condition which impairs one's ability to dress properly.

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Can you help me with this tie? I have dysdonia.

Is that why your shoes are different colours? ... And sizes?
by gnostic3 August 30, 2020
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second wave

n. Mysterious viral force that will kill us all.

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Yeah, we have successfully flattened the curve. But the second wave is coming soon. Very soon.
by gnostic3 May 21, 2020
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VD

n. Valentine’s Day, also a wide range of interesting venereal diseases.

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I love VD. It helps to define the special bond I share with a woman.

You mean the disease right? Not the special day

With VD every day is special.
by gnostic3 February 14, 2019
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D-bate

n. Very inferior debate grade. A failing mark given to an orator who prevaricates, sputters, interrupts and fakes a seizure to halt the procedure.

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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.

Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.
by gnostic3 October 01, 2020
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