Definitions by gnostic3

scrumless 

adj. Gutted, like rugby without scrums. Any sport or activity that lacks any point or attraction after do-gooders or government agencies have removed a vital component or otherwise forced a change that ruins it.

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Skateboarding with helmets is totally scrumless.

I feel you are mixing some metaphors there.

scrumless by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

disjointed

adj. Lacking a reefer because an authotity figure or bully has taken it from your lips.

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So this cop comes along so my woman whips her purse against my face and before I can move I am totally disjointed.

Props to her man.

disjointed by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

dissjointed 

v. To have insulted the size or rolling technique of someone’s reefer.

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Did you hear that? I dissjointed that behemoth in cellblock C.

Man, you are in for a short life. Behemoth? Put away your thesaurus man. It begets real in here.

dissjointed by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

flaw and ordure

n. A messy system of government resulting from an executive branch ignoring or overwhelming the judicial and parliamentary branches.

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Look at the world. Colombia, Brazil, Somalia, Syria. Nothing but flaw and ordure.

flaw and ordure by gnostic3 June 28, 2020

yodeller 

n. Fringe member of group who always wants his odd, often unwanted, contribution to be highlighted.

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Don’t listen to Barry:; he is just a yodeller.

Is that just your opjnion or did the group agree on that?

Touucheeeeoooaaa.

yodeller by gnostic3 June 25, 2020

covidist 

n. Sensible person who looks beyond the facts in any situation.

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John is a proud covidist. He exudes an inner wisdom.

covidist by gnostic3 June 25, 2020

goose soup 

n. Excellent! Awesome! Aussie skater term.

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Nice fakey backstretch Sheila! Totally goose soup!

goose soup by gnostic3 June 22, 2020