adj. A heart-warming quality held by any flour-based product that is artistically crafted or made by a small child.
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by gnostic3 November 22, 2022
adj. A vivid thought or dream that contains sexual activity involving scruffy wandering vagrants or under-funded poets.
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You gotta help me doc. I keep having these dreams where I'm in a forest and a ragged guy with a sack on the end of a stick offers to squeegee my windshield.
Don't worry miss, sounds like a simple hoboerotic fantasy. Quite a common thing. Why my mother used to talk about wanting to go for a tramp in the woods.
Don't worry miss, sounds like a simple hoboerotic fantasy. Quite a common thing. Why my mother used to talk about wanting to go for a tramp in the woods.
by gnostic3 March 03, 2019
Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.
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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
by gnostic3 December 29, 2021
n. Newest name for a President determined to let his cronies out of prison. For comparison see Over-Par-Don, which is also a Presidential moniker.
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by gnostic3 November 26, 2020
n. Massive obstruction to the passage of point guards, shipping, or legislation. Unlike the case with icebergs ninety percent of the wallberg is usually easily seen.
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by gnostic3 March 16, 2019
n. Person who is careful with his money, but not cheap or miserly, despite what people say.
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You still wearing those ratty shoes you bought at the thrift shop. What a cheapskate.
You will never understand the philosophy of the frugalitarian.
That is my hope.
You will never understand the philosophy of the frugalitarian.
That is my hope.
by gnostic3 November 11, 2019