banning guns

v. Doing any crazy thing or taking steps to alter something without evidence that the steps will help.

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You want to open the economy? Now? That is just banning guns man.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

yank drubbing

v. Defeating the USA in any sporting competition. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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After a tiring morning with the Finns the Swedes will be yank drubbing all night long.

by gnostic3 January 02, 2020

hurricane mickey

n. Any overblown squall that generates a lot of hype and closes airports and, most especially, amusement parks.

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Up for a trip to Disney World?
I hear it's closed . There's a hurricane mickey coming.
Surfing then?

by gnostic3 October 06, 2016

pollocked

sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.

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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.

by gnostic3 November 20, 2019

nappy

n. Short refreshing sleep. Shorter than a nap but longer than a blinky. Also, in Britain, a diaper.

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Old Joe looks like he needs a nappy.

Smells like it too.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

ob

n. Short form for "obituary". Used by young busy folk who don't have time for extraneous syllables.

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See the ob? Star died.

Shame.

Dit.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020