cuttering

v. Informal term for performing any delicate surgical operation. Mainly used in Western Australia where it can also refer to shearing sheep.

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Bloody brutal bit of cuttering there Bruce. You blokes from Perth should stick to clipping and dipping sheep.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2019

bearjam

n. A tangle of vehicles blocking a road in a National Park. Caused by idiotic drivers stopping to look at bears, waterfalls, nude hikers etc.

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Careful on this blind corner There is usually a bearjam up ahead.

by gnostic3 February 11, 2023

cherry flavour

adj. Canadian term for anything, particularly sports commentary, that has a confused or impenetrable air.

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I miss the cherry flavour that “Coach’s Corner” used to have.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2019

cellie

n. A brief show of triumphant celebration by a someone scoring a goal, a touchdown, or a few grams of cocaine.

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Sweet goal dude! Your deke stickside totally flat-skated their overly-padded behemoth.

Thanks. But what About my cellie? Too dirivatory?

Perhaps a little less fanny wiggling next time.

by gnostic3 January 31, 2019

harmageddon

n. An escalating cascade of destruction initiated by a poorly thought-out action.

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If you touch the vena cava with that scalpel we will be here all night dealing with the erupting harmageddon.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

Chloro Phil

n. Presidential advisor on all things medical

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There is absolutely no value in chloroquine, chloroplast enemas, or chlorox as treatments for covid19, but Chloro Phil has the President’s ear.

Yeah. And most of his tiny wizened brain.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2020

hovid19

n. Any infection obtained from a prostitute.

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Hey. I see you takin’ some pills there. Uppers?

No man. Penicillin. Got me some hovid19 on the weekend.

Nasty!

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020