gnostic3's definitions
v. Being a caring steward of the planet, a lover of unspoiled terrain, a freaking hippie.
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Where’s Jerome? Greening over at the pipeline protest? I just detailed his hummer and I needs my money.
by gnostic3 March 17, 2019
Get the greeningmug. n. Anecdotes, facts, rumours etc that support the notion that props are the best rugby players on earth.
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Hookers? Scrumhalfs? Wings? Wankers the lot of them. Great props are the key to any decent rugger side.
That is just rubbish propaganda mate. If you had any remaining teeth I’d knock them down your ale-filled gob.
That is just rubbish propaganda mate. If you had any remaining teeth I’d knock them down your ale-filled gob.
by gnostic3 June 1, 2022
Get the propagandamug. n. Bleak post-apocalyptic future facing Northern Europe if madmen continue to pursue war.
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by gnostic3 February 28, 2022
Get the Ukelear Wintermug. n. Defensive technique in soccer wherein the defenders closest to their own goal line all move simultaneously toward their opponents goal line just before an opponent boots the ball downfield. The object is to deliberately place any possible recipients of the pass in an offside position, and to allow soccer enthusiasts, who love to have their enjoyment interrupted by questions, the opportunity to again attempt to educate hockey fans on the nuances of the beautiful game.
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Why did the whistle blow? He was totally in the clear!
Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.
Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.
by gnostic3 July 5, 2019
Get the offside trapmug. n. A refusal of a major cash prize or honour because of the horribly tainted origin of the award money.
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I hear Bob Dylan is going to refuse the Nobel Prize because Alfred Nobel made his fortune manufacturing high explosives.
Excellent. He is to be congratulated for making a Nobel gesture
Excellent. He is to be congratulated for making a Nobel gesture
by gnostic3 November 3, 2016
Get the Nobel gesturemug. v. A hollow, minor victory over a lesser power to make up for a drubbing by a superior power. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.
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by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
Get the beating Armeniamug. n. Catastrophic bombing or wanton destruction of a helpless opponent in a pointless confrontation.
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by gnostic3 February 28, 2022
Get the nuke rainmug.