Definitions by gnostic3

covid concert 

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.

covid concert by gnostic3 May 25, 2020

second wave 

n. Mysterious viral force that will kill us all.

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Yeah, we have successfully flattened the curve. But the second wave is coming soon. Very soon.

second wave by gnostic3 May 21, 2020

holcroft 

n. A star of stars. A stirling example of humanity.

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You rule! You are a total holcroft!

holcroft by gnostic3 May 21, 2020

holcroft 

n. A star of stars. A stirling example of humanity.

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You rule! You are a total holcroft!

holcroft by gnostic3 May 21, 2020

unsound advice 

n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

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Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.

unsound advice by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

drinking bleach 

v. Following any irrational plan of action.

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So, are you studying for your medical degree finals this weekend or are you going to the beach, getting drunk, and generally drinking bleach?

Party time dude! Make spring break great again!

drinking bleach by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

UV enema 

n. Under-appreciated medical therapy advocated by POTUS and several loose cannons as a cure for any and all life- threatening ailments.

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AIDS? Sounds serious. But have you tried a UV enema? Can’t hurt right? Unless the lamp burns you, or the cost means you can’t afford real, effective treatment.

UV enema by gnostic3 April 25, 2020