demeshing

v. Removing surgically implanted plastic mesh in an attempt to alleviate odd symptoms. By extension a euphemism for any pointless or inherently futile activity.

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Another election in Israel! When will the demeshing end?

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

djokovictory

n. Any underserved win that comes with unpleasant consequences or sets a dangerous precedent.

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There’s a good chance Prince Andrew’s money will buy him a djokovictory in his court case.

by gnostic3 January 13, 2022

pollocked

sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.

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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2019

scrumless

adj. Gutted, like rugby without scrums. Any sport or activity that lacks any point or attraction after do-gooders or government agencies have removed a vital component or otherwise forced a change that ruins it.

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Skateboarding with helmets is totally scrumless.

I feel you are mixing some metaphors there.

by gnostic3 July 02, 2020

scrumless

adj. Pointless. Fulfilling a need but lacking the original spirit. Aussie term referencing the new need to play rugby with proper distancing.

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What do you make of this new PG13 Friday the Thirteenth flick?

Pretty scrumless.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

dripstarter

n. Prostitute or equally skanky person.

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Who was that dripstarter I saw you with yesterday?

My physics teacher.

Respect!

by gnostic3 January 04, 2023

debait

v. To remove enticing morsels from one's line. Can be used in ironic context to refer to removing promises from a presidential spiel.

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Going to watch Trump debait tonight?

No. I have a bomb shelter to dig.

by gnostic3 September 26, 2016