Definitions by gnostic3

morneau 

v. Lie to cover your tracks.

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Do not morneau young man. I know you profited from that club raffle and now you are pretending you have a better job offer in Queens. I think not.

morneau by gnostic3 August 19, 2020

bidentime 

v. Waiting in the wings.

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Kamala Harris, right now, is just bidentime.

bidentime by gnostic3 August 12, 2020

windlet 

n. Tiny gust of air. Any sparse briefly refreshing breeze on a sultry day. Originally an Australian term.

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It’s hotter than a dinkum’s curse today, mate. I’d give a wallaby’s shout for a windlet.

windlet by gnostic3 August 10, 2020

Omnibot 

n. All-encompassing robot-master, techno-wizard, or dweeb.

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Who dares disturb my peace ! I am Omnibot!

Open this door Herman. If I leave your freshly ironed underwear in the hall the rats will get at them. Again.

Omnibot by gnostic3 August 10, 2020

shandro 

n. A duplicitous conniver. An untrustworthy sort.

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Where is the funding for our new hospital? Don’t tell me a shandro has axed the budget. Again.

shandro by gnostic3 August 4, 2020

influenzer 

n. Infectious person who, often in an uncaring fashion, modifies the needs, wants, behaviours, and lifespans of others.

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I see you had to close your bar again.

Yeah, we had a drunk self-centered influenzer come in. Again.

influenzer by gnostic3 August 4, 2020

unconventional 

v. Method of choosing a political leader using only intelligent choice and arithmetic. No balloons, wonky hats or mindless chanting.

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Due to the covid outbreak the presidential candidates will be chosen in an unconventional manner.

unconventional by gnostic3 August 4, 2020