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n. Australian skateboarder term for a loser, usually from Perth.

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Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.

No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.
by gnostic3 April 26, 2019
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n. Massive obstruction to the passage of point guards, shipping, or legislation. Unlike the case with icebergs ninety percent of the wallberg is usually easily seen.

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Washington is threatened by a giant wallberg.

Come on dude. Mark is wicked good.
by gnostic3 March 15, 2019
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n. The emotional barriers that surround us and prevent enjoyable interactions.

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The walz! I feel the walz closing in!I need to break free from this prison that surrounds me!

Remonstrate much?
by gnostic3 March 16, 2021
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N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.
by gnostic3 January 01, 2015
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v. Method of choosing a political leader using only intelligent choice and arithmetic. No balloons, wonky hats or mindless chanting.

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Due to the covid outbreak the presidential candidates will be chosen in an unconventional manner.
by gnostic3 August 04, 2020
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n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

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Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.
by gnostic3 April 26, 2020
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n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.

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Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.

You mean great?
by gnostic3 December 21, 2019
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