473 definitions by gnostic3
n. Ultracool way intelligent transgenic animal created in a lab by splicing together a merman and a dog, although some are created on sandy beaches when the moonlight is magical. Able to breathe underwater, rescue drowning babies, find undersea pirate treasure, and destroy evil ocean polluters.
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by gnostic3 March 25, 2022
n. Small revolving hand-held device that Oh no! Look! Shiny stopping!! Want outside! Ice cream! Can I have Tuesdays? No! No! No! Ohhhh! Spinning! Seems to calm and bring focus to a certain subset of Shiny stopping! No!No! No! Erasures.
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by gnostic3 June 10, 2017
by gnostic3 March 19, 2019
by gnostic3 April 27, 2019
n. The part of the human brain responsible for storage and, more importantly, retrieval of all the words learned over the course of a lifetime.
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Vocabulator failures, in which the correct or perfect word ( le mot juste ou parfait), which may have spent years collecting dust in the less-travelled regions of a surgeon's mind, is badly routed and ends up dangling uselessly at the tip of his tongue, can be both annihilatory and devastative.
by gnostic3 November 24, 2022
v. Removing surgically implanted plastic mesh in an attempt to alleviate odd symptoms. By extension a euphemism for any pointless or inherently futile activity.
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by gnostic3 March 29, 2021
n. Any underserved win that comes with unpleasant consequences or sets a dangerous precedent.
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by gnostic3 January 13, 2022