japdicating

v. To abdicate the emperorship of Japan, or by extension, to give up any trivial or formerly wonderous position.

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I wonder how long it will be until we see Trump japdicating.
by gnostic3 April 30, 2019
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grouch potato

n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.

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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.
by gnostic3 August 02, 2020
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Phoenix

place. Delightful city in the sunbelt. Currently experiencing a very reasonable 200 heat-related deaths a year, making it slightly worse than Chernobyl for radiation morbidity. But infrared radiation, like UV from tanning beds, has always received a bye. Also has a basketball team and many grumpy dispossessed natives reduced to selling trinkets to sunburned visitors.

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Want to visit Phoenix?

Are you mad?9
by gnostic3 January 27, 2022
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brownie

n. Incredibly racist term for a person with mildly melanotic skin. Formerly the term was used to describe a delicious baked item, a woodland elf, and a young female member of the Boy Scout movement, but now all those usages are verboten and considered insensitive triggers.

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by gnostic3 December 05, 2022
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jenesserate

v. To work ludicrously efficiently and intelligently.

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If we all jenesserate we will finish these operations early and can begin drinking heavily.
Ashleying is also acceptable ... but no obscene hats.
by gnostic3 November 25, 2022
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cowvid

n. Nasty infectious disease spread by sexual contact with dairy products.

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Caught the cowvid eh??!! Didn’t I warn you to stay away from the cherry yoghurt?
by gnostic3 August 06, 2022
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jewbilee

n. Any festive event celebrated by those fine folks of the Hebraic persuasion.

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Why is the street littered with dreidels?

I think yesterday was a jewbilee. Maybe Easter.
by gnostic3 June 01, 2022
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