gnostic3's definitions

bidentime

v. Waiting in the wings.

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Kamala Harris, right now, is just bidentime.

by gnostic3 August 12, 2020

demeshing

v. Removing surgically implanted plastic mesh in an attempt to alleviate odd symptoms. By extension a euphemism for any pointless or inherently futile activity.

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Another election in Israel! When will the demeshing end?

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

trumptime

n. The moment when serious thoughtful contemplation is abandoned and random wonky action begins.

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Look out kids! Mean Mr. Johnson next door keeps letting his sprinkler splash my BMW. JUST DETAILED! So now it’s rumptime. I mean trumptime.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

dwank

adj. Totally incoherent due to a lack of sleep.

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You should not be doing heart surgery when you are dwank:; nor should you be running the country.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2019

chauvinism

n. Choking someone.

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Stop! We have already seen far too much chauvinism.

by gnostic3 June 3, 2020

dipple

n. Expert in a given field who nearly makes a gross error.

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Don’t cut that with your scalpel you dipple! That’s my finger!

So you say. We’ll let the pathologists make that call.

by gnostic3 May 8, 2021

rockwall

n. Any ludicrously difficult hike or other task, that you have accomplished with ease. Often dropped into conversations as a thinly veiled form of bragging.

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Bike New York to Montreal in two days? It’s no rockwall. So yeah. I could get ‘er done.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2022