325 definitions by gnostic3

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n. Cold blizzard requiring the donning of a warm tuque. By extension it is also used in Canada to describe a period of frigidity in a romantic or business relationship.

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Your Donna was dissing you all night in the pub. I sense a tuquestorm is brewing.

by gnostic3 October 18, 2020

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two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.

by gnostic3 January 01, 2015

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vodkagraine

Severe headache caused by ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol.

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Dude! Why are your eyes so close together ... and purple? You do not look functional.

I either have meningitis or a vodkagraine ; either way I need a nurse and a small revolver : with a silencer.

by gnostic3 January 01, 2018

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Vote

n. A choice for a leader, made by a citizen, that may or may not carry any value.

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My vote has been cast, and may be counted or discarded. I will just have to wait and see.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2020

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wallaby’s uncle

n. Australian skateboarder term for a loser, usually from Perth.

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Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.

No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2019

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wallberg

n. Massive obstruction to the passage of point guards, shipping, or legislation. Unlike the case with icebergs ninety percent of the wallberg is usually easily seen.

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Washington is threatened by a giant wallberg.

Come on dude. Mark is wicked good.

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019

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walz

n. The emotional barriers that surround us and prevent enjoyable interactions.

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The walz! I feel the walz closing in!I need to break free from this prison that surrounds me!

Remonstrate much?

by gnostic3 March 16, 2021

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