vodkagraine

Severe headache caused by ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol.

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Dude! Why are your eyes so close together ... and purple? You do not look functional.

I either have meningitis or a vodkagraine ; either way I need a nurse and a small revolver : with a silencer.

by gnostic3 January 01, 2018

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whoresplash

n. Like a slutwipe but briefer. One attempts to wash one’s smelliest areas after a long arduous day of hiking in the wilderness and setting up camp many miles from soap, water, and privacy. Usually done in a sleeping bag at minus forty degrees.

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What are you up to Tyler? The tent is in danger of collapse!

Just having a whoresplash. I like to feel fresh before bed.

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

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World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.

by gnostic3 November 04, 2016

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senior kittyzen

n. Elderly pussycat. Often grumpy, forgetful and smelly. Prone to long naps in the sun and scornful glances ay the younger generation's electronic toy mice.

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Natalie claims she put "senior kittyzen" in UD many years ago but she may just be having a senior moment.

by gnostic3 January 11, 2023

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grey cup

n. Canadian Football League championship trophy and, by extension, any third-rate unwanted prize contested by has-beens and never-weres.

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Which grey cup you want to watch: the Idaho gubernatorial results, the Mexican bobsledding finals, or chunky Canucks playing three-down pseudo-football in snowsuits?

by gnostic3 November 19, 2017

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