Definitions by gnostic3

sander

n. Person who prefers to just sit in the sand. All day. Every day. No real ambition.

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Yo! Up for a little skateboard action?

No. I’m more of a sander.

sander by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

Johnny Appleweed 

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

Johnny Appleweed by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

grouch potato

n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.

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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.

grouch potato by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

Johnny Appleweed 

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?

Johnny Appleweed by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

orangement 

n. An arrangement of flowers etc. leaning heavily on the colour orange.

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Beautiful bouquet. Did you do the orangement yourself?

orangement by gnostic3 July 18, 2020

maskless 

adj. Idiotic. Uncaring. Uninterested in humanity or proper decotum.

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Look at that maskless idiot cut into line! I could just scream.

Actually he’s wearing a mask.

I was using the term in the new, general, sense.

maskless by gnostic3 July 4, 2020

dongle 

n. Device that makes incompatible connections compatible. An interface modulator.

v. To employ an interface modulator to make a connection.

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Hey babe! You and me! Right! Are you up for some sweet connectivity?

They have not yet made a dongle that will let that happen.

dongle by gnostic3 July 2, 2020