gnostic3's definitions

hattrick

n. Three customers using a corner girl sequentially , or simultaneously, in one transaction.

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Yo Wendy! Got another hattrick last night. If McDavid had my touch the Oilers might make the playoffs once in a while.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2019

rifkin

v. To bend science in the pursuit of noble ends.

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The data supports fuel cells over wind power in this application. Should we rifkin?

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

blinkie

n. Brief nap. Also a sexual euphemism.

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I need a little break before I can finish this operation. Who wants to join me for a blinkie? Sterile nurses only.

by gnostic3 January 4, 2023

vapel syrup

n. The sticky material that collects on your pipe and tongue when you vape.

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Eww! Your Highness Dude! You are dripping vapel syrup on the linen tablecloth.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2019

ob

n. Short form for "obituary". Used by young busy folk who don't have time for extraneous syllables.

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See the ob? Star died.

Shame.

Dit.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

banning guns

v. Doing any crazy thing or taking steps to alter something without evidence that the steps will help.

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You want to open the economy? Now? That is just banning guns man.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

unsound advice

n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

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Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020