balliday

n. brief NFL-free period following a weekend of games, replays and snacks.

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My eyes are worn-out. I needs me a balliday.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

dreamdash

n. A definitive loss in a sporting event, career, dating situation etc that totally destroys one’s future hopes.

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Today Canada suffered a dreamdash at the World Hockey Championships. Again.

Get over it. Americans are just better.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

covidation

v. The envelopment of a country, business, school etc by the viruses, rules or miasma of Covid-19.

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We are tired of the covidation affecting us all. So tired.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2021

beefaced

adj. Extreme facial oedema following a bee sting. A painful condition which is considered humorous if it is non-fatal..

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Dude! I wiz pollin’ the apiaristos and the buzz was like you’d bee totally beefaced this A.M. and it bee all true! That is a honey of a reaction right there. This selfie with you giant red mug be a keeper.

by gnostic3 May 19, 2021

streepee

n. "Street people" as said by young folk, rappers, and others who lack both compassion and the time to say entire words.

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"Streepee livin' in them cardboard box. Got no doorway:; got no locks.Streepee eyes don't got no life:; no hope. Seekin' oxy:; seekin' rope."

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

vapel syrup

n. The sticky material that collects on your pipe and tongue when you vape.

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Eww! Your Highness Dude! You are dripping vapel syrup on the linen tablecloth.

by gnostic3 August 04, 2019

masking

v. Invalid actions undertaken to create the illusion that a problem has been meaningfully addressed.

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There’s a chlorine leak at the pool and the “authorities” want us to cover our faces with wet cloth. Isn’t that just masking?

by gnostic3 March 24, 2022