unsound advice

n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

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Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

vodkagraine

Severe headache caused by ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol.

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Dude! Why are your eyes so close together ... and purple? You do not look functional.

I either have meningitis or a vodkagraine ; either way I need a nurse and a small revolver : with a silencer.

by gnostic3 January 01, 2018

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

jumpbuck

n. Aussie term for someone who was hiding in the pouch when the brains was passed out.

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That new shearer is a proper jumpbuck. From Perth is he?

by gnostic3 April 27, 2019

merdog

n. Magical creature produced by the union of an adventurous puppy and a somewhat startled fish on a moonlit beach. Able to grant wishes, create rainbows, find sunken treasure and rescue drowning princesses.

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Curses! Where be my chest full of doubloons? I wager my eyes that a scurvy merdog has spirited it clean away.

by gnostic3 April 08, 2022

2020 vision

n. A complete, well focused, idea of what your new year, and indeed your life and the life of your family, country, football club etc will become.

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Do you have 2020 Vision?

Not yet. Things in the crystal ball seem a bit hazy

Perhaps I can sell you some more rose tinted glasses Don.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

ras-putin

n. dictatorial leader with a mysterious hold on the country who changes the constitution so he can continue in power for life.

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Looks like Russia has a nascent ras-putin on their hands.

Lots of them around.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020