473 definitions by gnostic3

ras-putin

n. dictatorial leader with a mysterious hold on the country who changes the constitution so he can continue in power for life.

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Looks like Russia has a nascent ras-putin on their hands.

Lots of them around.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

plus Juan

n. Extra person included on a Mexican wedding invitation.

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Have you met Kara? She’s my plus Juan tonight.

En tus suenos gringo.

by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

royal jubilee

n. Any costly over-hyped event celebrating a doomed anachronistic institution.

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Going to the park to watch the Canada Day celebrations? There’s going to be sensible safe fireworks and some mounted policemen pretending to spear Indians.

That royal jubilee! Not likely, eh.

by gnostic3 June 1, 2022

zagging

v. Defeating heavily, but with panache and true human decency.

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Watch out devils. There will be some spiritually sound zagging on the court tonight.

by gnostic3 March 19, 2019

covidist

n. Sensible person who looks beyond the facts in any situation.

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John is a proud covidist. He exudes an inner wisdom.

by gnostic3 June 26, 2020

euph

n. Shortened form of the word “euphemism” preferred by busy folk with no time for four sylls.

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When you say you have to “put icing on the cake” is that a euph?

No. It’s my daughter’s birthday. Perv.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

merkled

v. Disparaged publicly.

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Madonna totally merkled Sean Penn last night on stage.

Did anyone care?

by gnostic3 March 9, 2021