qatarhero

n. Person who plays football brilliantly at the World Cup and thereby helps his team achieve victory. Also any fan who secures alcohol of any type for his travelling companions.

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Pour a little more mouthwash in my hand sanitizer Roger, you old qatarhero! We're not blind yet!

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

grinerswitch

n. A very one-sided exchange of something valuable or useful for something with political benefit but limited practical value.

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Look! North Korea gave us a box of old battle flags in exchange for some nuclear missiles.

Kind of a grinerswitch.

by gnostic3 December 08, 2022

woolie

n. Aussie term for a terrific surfing wave with a white tumbling crest.

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Grab your plank mate! I just spotted a woolie in the harbour as big as Nellie's Kangameat Shoppe.

Too right Bruce! Time to wax the water carpet and catch an Abo's dream.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2017

bluesprint

n. Simple plan one follows when constructing a basic, repetitious, boring blues song.

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Nice blues jam man. Very intricate. You did not just use a bluesprint.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2017

swiftsnatch

v. To take a trophy, award, promotion, or reward of any kind, away from the rightful winner and give it to a more popular, though less deserving, person.

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Jill is the new Chief of Urology? Are you kidding me? I will swiftsnatch that golden ring out of her sterile paws.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

kangameat

n. Only the best bloody grub under the Aussie sun mate! Stick a bit of fresh pouch on the bar by and slash down a chilly while it sizzles like a koala in a bush fire.

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Which of you clobbers needs another slab of kangameat!

by gnostic3 March 07, 2022

doofi

n. Plural of doofus.

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The doofi at Air Canada lost my booking so I missed the World Cup of Rugby.

Sounds like a win dude.

by gnostic3 October 13, 2019