gnostic3's definitions

bidentime

v. Waiting in the wings.

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Kamala Harris, right now, is just bidentime.

by gnostic3 August 12, 2020

Utah gold

n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.

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Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.

You mean great?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021

poopocalypse

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

rockwall

n. Any ludicrously difficult hike or other task, that you have accomplished with ease. Often dropped into conversations as a thinly veiled form of bragging.

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Bike New York to Montreal in two days? It’s no rockwall. So yeah. I could get ‘er done.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2022

paquinator

n. A totally dominant unstoppable tough player in sports or business.

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We need a paquinator to burst though the line and rip the ball off the opposition. Who's up for it? Karen?

by gnostic3 August 9, 2016

tennesseen

adj. Over with. Done. The end of a brief run of an unexpected popularity or success that may never be repeated.

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Trust me. That Weinstein Guy is done. Totally tennesseen.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020