zagging

v. Defeating heavily, but with panache and true human decency.

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Watch out devils. There will be some spiritually sound zagging on the court tonight.

by gnostic3 March 19, 2019

covidist

n. Sensible person who looks beyond the facts in any situation.

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John is a proud covidist. He exudes an inner wisdom.

by gnostic3 June 26, 2020

euph

n. Shortened form of the word “euphemism” preferred by busy folk with no time for four sylls.

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When you say you have to “put icing on the cake” is that a euph?

No. It’s my daughter’s birthday. Perv.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

whoresplash

n. Like a slutwipe but briefer. One attempts to wash one’s smelliest areas after a long arduous day of hiking in the wilderness and setting up camp many miles from soap, water, and privacy. Usually done in a sleeping bag at minus forty degrees.

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What are you up to Tyler? The tent is in danger of collapse!

Just having a whoresplash. I like to feel fresh before bed.

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.

by gnostic3 November 04, 2016

senior kittyzen

n. Elderly pussycat. Often grumpy, forgetful and smelly. Prone to long naps in the sun and scornful glances ay the younger generation's electronic toy mice.

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Natalie claims she put "senior kittyzen" in UD many years ago but she may just be having a senior moment.

by gnostic3 January 11, 2023

grey cup

n. Canadian Football League championship trophy and, by extension, any third-rate unwanted prize contested by has-beens and never-weres.

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Which grey cup you want to watch: the Idaho gubernatorial results, the Mexican bobsledding finals, or chunky Canucks playing three-down pseudo-football in snowsuits?

by gnostic3 November 19, 2017