herdle

n. Aussie game in which blindfolded sheep drovers try to guess the breed of sheep they are shagging.

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Bruce is becoming a proper herdle expert. Scored a two yesterday, and that was with a bloody wombat.

herdle by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

headless fart 

Fart without head;

fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.

More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.

"He's a headless fart for letting every one online know about the party tonight!"

headless fart by Porky Pawn August 5, 2020

Hood Rat Herder 

a female pimp that herds hood rats in the hood.

Tyrone asked the neighborhood Hood Rat Herder to gather some females for the party.

Hood Rat Herder by B&C666 November 18, 2011

hurdle it 

To jump over an obstical in your path because you are too lazy to walk around it.

"Why did you just jump over the table?"
"It was in my way so I had to hurdle it"

hurdle it by snoopdawgfosizzle January 14, 2008

Turd of Hurdles 

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles

And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.

Turd of Hurdles by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012

turd herder 

A person working in the sewage field. Responsible for keeping the sewage (turds) in the pipes, not on the ground.

Tom is the best turd herder I know.

turd herder by Rick April 27, 2004

hurdler 

an athlete in track who likes to hurdle, not jump, over hurdles while running in hopes of winning a race. hurdlers are amazing athletes who work incredibly hard to acieve "perfect form". there usually pretty hot too.

jason brody could never be a hurdler or understand them because he is not an amazing athlete

hurdler by 99cali99 November 13, 2006