15 definitions by glamrocker
A person who, not only procrastinates, but does it over, and over, and over again.
My husband has been promising to paint the guest room for so long that I believe that he is just a reprocrastinator!
by glamrocker September 21, 2011
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by glamrocker September 28, 2009
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A collection of plastic or vinyl tarps tied off to trees, poles, walls, etc. Generally, they are sighted at camp grounds, music festivals, and car races.
Well, it looks like we found the party. That's a redneck resort if I ever saw one!
Now this is livin'! I got everything I need at me & my friends redneck resort!
Now this is livin'! I got everything I need at me & my friends redneck resort!
by glamrocker October 11, 2013
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Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!
I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!
I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!
by glamrocker October 11, 2013
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The official unofficial language of the police when speaking to the public. Including: the press, in the courts, to witnesses or the general population.
Then the officer went right into Cop-speak."The subject was observed entering the a fore mentioned entry way. Documented to be breached around 1300 hours, the door was found to be, uh, dislodged with an unidentified object. The perp. was reportedly seen grasping that device by a reliable witness blah, blah, blah......"
by glamrocker October 06, 2009
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When a younger person is confronted, with complete surprise, by a naked middle aged person or senior in a manner that is akin to walking into the locker room at a country club.
Whoa, I just got country clubbed by my father-in-law. Eeeugh.
Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!
Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!
by glamrocker February 22, 2012
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A term to describe any name of a grown woman who still draws a heart over the i at the end of her name. Usually, all women who do this are crazy and should be avoided at all costs. Terr(i heart), Sherr(i heart), Tam(i heart), Kell(i heart), Bobb(i heart) etc. This term has been researched and affirmed by many who have encountered this type of person and learned too late of this affliction.
He should have run when he got that first note from Sherri and she had drawn a heart to dot her "i". He'd still have his home.
Oh, I see you put a heart over the "i" in your name. Hmm, see ya!
You dated a Bobb(i heart) also? And she was crazy too?!
Oh, I see you put a heart over the "i" in your name. Hmm, see ya!
You dated a Bobb(i heart) also? And she was crazy too?!
by glamrocker January 26, 2011
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