glamrocker's definitions

reprocrastinator

A person who, not only procrastinates, but does it over, and over, and over again.

My husband has been promising to paint the guest room for so long that I believe that he is just a reprocrastinator!

by glamrocker September 22, 2011

mall cruisers

A pair of brand new, white athletic shoes. The name arises from the perfecty clean shoes that senior citizens wear as they walk the local mall during off hours for exercise.

Whoa, nice mall cruisers! Are you off to meet your cronies for some exercise?

You gotta a pair of pastel warmups to match those mall cruisers?

by glamrocker December 20, 2010

malfactice

The charge or accusation of the practice of; knowingnly or (though rarely) unknowingly giving a bad definition or fact as related to a many things. Commonly, the charge is levied on a person who runs their mouth to impress, sound smart, or be part of a conversation they know nothing about.

Because of his ramblings on about everything, he was charged with malfactice by his co-workers.

by glamrocker October 26, 2010

i heart

A term to describe any name of a grown woman who still draws a heart over the i at the end of her name. Usually, all women who do this are crazy and should be avoided at all costs. Terr(i heart), Sherr(i heart), Tam(i heart), Kell(i heart), Bobb(i heart) etc. This term has been researched and affirmed by many who have encountered this type of person and learned too late of this affliction.

He should have run when he got that first note from Sherri and she had drawn a heart to dot her "i". He'd still have his home.

Oh, I see you put a heart over the "i" in your name. Hmm, see ya!

You dated a Bobb(i heart) also? And she was crazy too?!

by glamrocker January 26, 2011

redneck resort

A collection of plastic or vinyl tarps tied off to trees, poles, walls, etc. Generally, they are sighted at camp grounds, music festivals, and car races.

Well, it looks like we found the party. That's a redneck resort if I ever saw one!

Now this is livin'! I got everything I need at me & my friends redneck resort!

by glamrocker October 12, 2013

shot truth

The sudden out pouring of "coming clean" after one is offered a few drams of booze.

We knew that it was "shot truth" when she suddenly told the whole story after we bought her a few rounds.

The next morning, he knew that a little "shot truth" had compromised his story. He was screwed!

by glamrocker April 25, 2010

Toyotaphobia

The fear of riding in or being hit by a Toyota with a stuck accelerator pedal.

There is no way in hell that I'm getting in that Camary. I am suffering from toyotaphobia.
or
I have Toyotaphobia. I can't get into traffic knowing all those Toyotas are on the road.

by glamrocker March 15, 2010