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redneck retreat

A large blue plastic tarp stretched out and tied off to trees or poles.
Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!

I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!
by glamrocker October 11, 2013
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ecodiculious

A phrase used when one encounters a product or organization who tries, in the most rediculious way, to associate themselves with an environmentally "green" or "friendly" sort of way. Generally, this term is conjured when terribly un-green or un-environmentally friendly things or groups are trying to ride this popular trend for marketing purposes alone.
The fact that "Agent Orange" is being touted as a "green" farming defoliant is absolutely ecodiculious!!

or

I saw a doorstop being sold as "environmentally friendly." That's ecodiculious!
by glamrocker December 23, 2009
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full stomach bliss

When you have hit the maximum you can eat without "crossing over" to a "food coma." The magical moment of not too much; just right.
I have to say, that Grand Slam Breakfast has given me "full stomach bliss."
by glamrocker September 30, 2009
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redneck resort

A collection of plastic or vinyl tarps tied off to trees, poles, walls, etc. Generally, they are sighted at camp grounds, music festivals, and car races.
Well, it looks like we found the party. That's a redneck resort if I ever saw one!

Now this is livin'! I got everything I need at me & my friends redneck resort!
by glamrocker October 12, 2013
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reprocrastinator

A person who, not only procrastinates, but does it over, and over, and over again.
My husband has been promising to paint the guest room for so long that I believe that he is just a reprocrastinator!
by glamrocker September 22, 2011
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shot truth

The sudden out pouring of "coming clean" after one is offered a few drams of booze.
We knew that it was "shot truth" when she suddenly told the whole story after we bought her a few rounds.

The next morning, he knew that a little "shot truth" had compromised his story. He was screwed!
by glamrocker April 25, 2010
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Toyotaphobia

The fear of riding in or being hit by a Toyota with a stuck accelerator pedal.
There is no way in hell that I'm getting in that Camary. I am suffering from toyotaphobia.
or
I have Toyotaphobia. I can't get into traffic knowing all those Toyotas are on the road.
by glamrocker March 15, 2010
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