Definitions by gerald fawcett

quonce 

a person with the characteristics of a "queer" and/or "ponce"

1. "you know that little gange queer"
2. "yeah mccorkel"
1. "he's such a fucking quonce"
2. "aye lol"

quonce by gerald fawcett December 9, 2008

k-mill

a drink consisting of gin, 80 proof peach schnaps, water, famous grouse (scotch and cola

"hey karl make me another K-mill"

k-mill by gerald fawcett October 11, 2008

Morning Beers 

Beers left over from a nites drinking that are drank in the morning after

"Hey Karl.. any morning beers left?"

Morning Beers by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008

susage 

a massage that ends up with a blowjob

"Myrtle give me a susage now bitch.. theres a fiver in it for ye"

susage by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008

H.U.F. 

When unable to remember the proceedings during which you are blacked out from drinking or drug use, This period of time is known as HUF (Hours Unaccounted For)

"fuck sake man, drank a bottle of jack and banged 3 E's, cant mind a fucking thing, at least 6 H.U.F.”

H.U.F. by gerald fawcett March 3, 2008

jesus 

A probably fictional man (a derivative one at that) who lived roughly 2000 years ago. He was said to be the son of god (mostly said by himself). Notable for performing several party tricks, for example turning water into wine, feeding 5000 people with limited supplies and rising from the dead. He had 12 lingers on, a couple of which fucked him over big style, most notably Judas. Appears heavily in the new testament of the best selling novel “The Bible” which spawned a cult following known as Christians. Sometimes his name may be used as term of mild annoyance or a word to stress other words.

"jesus josephine"

"jesus dave no fucking need for it"

jesus by gerald fawcett February 23, 2008

futer 

to tweak, fiddle or mess around with

"i futered with the radio and found a fucked up station"

"stop it ye futurin' bastard"

futer by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008