susage

a massage that ends up with a blowjob

"Myrtle give me a susage now bitch.. theres a fiver in it for ye"

by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008

up your own hole

stuck up, egotistical, opposed to being proven wrong, self obsessed

"dave you're up your own hole"

by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008

H.U.F.

When unable to remember the proceedings during which you are blacked out from drinking or drug use, This period of time is known as HUF (Hours Unaccounted For)

"fuck sake man, drank a bottle of jack and banged 3 E's, cant mind a fucking thing, at least 6 H.U.F.”

by gerald fawcett March 03, 2008

k-mill

a drink consisting of gin, 80 proof peach schnaps, water, famous grouse (scotch and cola

"hey karl make me another K-mill"

by gerald fawcett October 11, 2008

futer

to tweak, fiddle or mess around with

"i futered with the radio and found a fucked up station"

"stop it ye futurin' bastard"

by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008

stotious

irish term for a state of total Inebriation

"fuck sake sir, you're stotious"

by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008

Morning Beers

Beers left over from a nites drinking that are drank in the morning after

"Hey Karl.. any morning beers left?"

by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008