woodchucknorris

The greatest animal of the Animal Kingdom. Ever.

Woodchucknorris doesn't gnaw through logs. He just stares it apart.

by geniusonwheels February 03, 2009

Ketchuphobia

The fear that a person wearing a white shirt gets when eating a hamburger, hot dog, chicken, etc., that has ketchup.

"It's Jim's lunch break, and I think he has ketchuphobia. He has barely touched his Quarter Pounder, probably because he has that presentation at 3."

by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009

YouText

The words that now appear on many YouTube videos in caption boxes. Many people find these caption boxes very annoying.

Man screaming at computer:

"This video would be a lot better if there wasn't all this YouText wasn't all over the screen!"

by geniusonwheels February 08, 2009

King of Clubs

1) One of the fifty-two playing cards in the average deck of cards.

2) Tiger Woods

1) I don't need a King of Clubs, I need a Eight of Hearts!

2) The King of Clubs is known for one win after another.

by geniusonwheels February 05, 2009

Shufflebored

After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.

It is January 23rd, and Robert is already shufflebored with the iPod he got for Christmas.

by geniusonwheels January 30, 2009

spelling c

1) A spelling bee that the participants are very young, namely kids in kindergarten and 1st grade. The age of the participants often result in funny misspelllings.

1) George Washington Elementary had a spelling c so bad, no one made it to the second round.

by geniusonwheels February 03, 2009

OMG sports gesture

The act of placing both of your hands on your head, usually seen by disappointed sports fans. Equivalent of putting hands on hips.

After that last interception, the entire home team fans had an OMG sports gesture.

by geniusonwheels November 14, 2010