gary's definitions

shagging

As Kids in Toronto in Winter we would sneak up to a stopped car and grab on to the bumper. Then get towed along the icey street till we fell off or the car stopped again. It was great fun and our name for it was Shagging.

I know what it means in Britain, I've been living here the past 10 years!

It's snowing, lets go shagging!

by Gary September 24, 2004

monkey

a term to be used for someone who lacks common sense or is a bit dim-witted. Someone who does all the menial jobs.

I can't be bothered to do this shit, let the monkey do it.

by Gary May 1, 2003

kalis

n. "kalis", complete ownage, domination, ultimate skill

a#Kalis

by Gary February 14, 2003

Gariffic

A person that is Gary and terrific all rolled into one big lovable Gary

Tom to Gary: Gariffic!

by Gary April 26, 2004

roll deep

to ride in an automobile with a large number of individuals

You see we rollin deep, going to eat some chicken with five of my closest friends.

by Gary April 18, 2003

Top shelf

High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.

Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.


person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!

person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.

by Gary October 21, 2004

poononi

the nicer way of saying cunt

Vicki has the best tasting and nicest looking poononi i've ever gotten my wang on.

by Gary December 5, 2004