bawchops

Scottish insult much like bawbag. The chops refering to the mouth.

As in "You have a mouth full of testicular tissue"
"Hey ! did you just stick your finger in my eye ?"

"Yes, I think I just did"

"Bawchops !"

"come again ?"
by gaping munt March 03, 2004
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WMS

Wank ma shite. A vastly popular insult used mainly by angry men slumbering in a mid 20s crisis.

Invented in Clydebank circa 2003
"Did you just steal ma patter ?"

"Aye"

"Wank ma shite ya muppet !"
by gaping munt March 01, 2004
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tapping through

When the male inserts his thumb into the vagina and his middle finger into the anus and makes the ends meet at the thin membrane of skin at the perineum just below the cervix. A tapping motion then takes place much to the delight of the grinning participant.

Also known as tam foo
"Did you see the nick of that cow I shagged on Friday ?"

"Aye she was fucked"

"Too right, I ended up tapping through"

"Ya clatty bastard"
by gaping munt March 06, 2004
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heavens to murgatroid

Popular catchphrase used by gay cartoon icon snagglepuss
Morrisey - "Because if it's not Love
Then it's the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond
That will bring us together"

Snagglepuss - "Heavens to murgatroid, he's camper than me !"
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champer

In reference to the male gentitalia.

Used in small groups as an affectionate name for friends.

Rab's favourite word
Rab - "Alright champer ! Did you see those champers last night, I've never seen champers like it"

or

"Did you see the size of that cunts champer ?"

"Aye it's a total arse splitter"
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tam foo

See tapping through

Sexual act used by drunkards and deviants.
"Sorry mate, I dunno how to say this..."

"It's cool just tell me, I'll be fine"

"I tam foo'd yer bird"
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wankchops

Confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable cunts.
"Why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?"

"For wanton animalistic anal sex"

"Fuck he is so Gen X"

"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"

"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"

"Oh that wankchops"
by gaping munt March 06, 2004
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