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bawchops

Scottish insult much like bawbag. The chops refering to the mouth.

As in "You have a mouth full of testicular tissue"
"Hey ! did you just stick your finger in my eye ?"

"Yes, I think I just did"

"Bawchops !"

"come again ?"
by gaping munt March 3, 2004
mugGet the bawchopsmug.

WMS

Wank ma shite. A vastly popular insult used mainly by angry men slumbering in a mid 20s crisis.

Invented in Clydebank circa 2003
"Did you just steal ma patter ?"

"Aye"

"Wank ma shite ya muppet !"
by gaping munt March 1, 2004
mugGet the WMSmug.

tapping through

When the male inserts his thumb into the vagina and his middle finger into the anus and makes the ends meet at the thin membrane of skin at the perineum just below the cervix. A tapping motion then takes place much to the delight of the grinning participant.

Also known as tam foo
"Did you see the nick of that cow I shagged on Friday ?"

"Aye she was fucked"

"Too right, I ended up tapping through"

"Ya clatty bastard"
by gaping munt March 6, 2004
mugGet the tapping throughmug.

Diiiiiiiiiick

A more protracted version of the popular insult dick. Must be pronounced with a rising sarcastic tone becoming more vicious towards the sharp K at the end.
"Hoody did you manage to get dope ?"

"Nah, my dealer wasn't in"

"Diiiiiiiiiick"
by gaping munt March 4, 2004
mugGet the Diiiiiiiiiickmug.

wankchops

Confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable cunts.
"Why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?"

"For wanton animalistic anal sex"

"Fuck he is so Gen X"

"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"

"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"

"Oh that wankchops"
by gaping munt March 6, 2004
mugGet the wankchopsmug.

heavens to murgatroid

Popular catchphrase used by gay cartoon icon snagglepuss
Morrisey - "Because if it's not Love
Then it's the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond
That will bring us together"

Snagglepuss - "Heavens to murgatroid, he's camper than me !"
by gaping munt March 6, 2004
mugGet the heavens to murgatroidmug.

tam foo

See tapping through

Sexual act used by drunkards and deviants.
"Sorry mate, I dunno how to say this..."

"It's cool just tell me, I'll be fine"

"I tam foo'd yer bird"
by gaping munt March 6, 2004
mugGet the tam foomug.

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