gadiv's definitions

donkey door

An amusing, "clean" insult featured in Orbit gum commercials as part of their "Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit" promotion that highlighted the gum's approval by the American Dental Association and Indian Dental Association due to its ability to improve dental health.

The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.

Why don't you check your donkey door?

by gadiv November 3, 2009

The Rusty Watch

Foreplay technique, performed by inserting one's hand or fist into a partner's anus and rectum, to the wrist, then inquiring as to what time it is.

Rob performed The Rusty Watch on Kathleen, pushing his hand betwixt her buttocks to his wrist, then asked of her the time of day, to which she cordially responded "Ohhh - it's ... it's like 2:30 or something... mmm."

by gadiv January 18, 2009

Rusty Watch

Foreplay technique, performed by inserting one's hand or fist into a partner's anus and rectum, to the wrist, then inquiring as to what time it is.

Rob performed The Rusty Watch on Kathleen, pushing his hand betwixt her buttocks to his wrist, then asked of her the time of day, to which she cordially responded "Ohhh - it's ... it's like 2:30 or something... mmm."

by gadiv January 21, 2009

freestalling

Occurs during a freestyle rap when the rapper stalls for time to think up another dope rhyme.

Freestalling in practice:

(A phat beat plays.)

Rap Artist: YEAH, BOY...

(Rap Artist moves with rhythm and determination.)

Rap Artist: UH-HUH...

(Rap Artist performs urban gesticulations to get into his creative flow.)

Rap Artist: YEAH, WHAT ... WHAT ...

(Rap Artist is finding difficulty arranging words into profound lyrics.)

Rap Artist: UHHHHHH....

(A phat beat continues to play in hopes of dope rhymes.)

by gadiv August 13, 2010

unity

Pronunciation Key (YOO-ni-tee)
iadj./i

1. Of or pertaining to the unit (a.k.a. "penis")

2. Likened, as in by reference, to the unit (a.k.a. "penis")

1. She swallowed the unity discharge with great gusto.

2. This zucchini is vaguely unity.

by gadiv August 6, 2006

wikipedia snowball

Like a snowball rolling down a mountain, growing ever larger as it continues toward the bottom, a wikipedia snowball occurs when one researches something on the wikipedia, only to then click link after link into subsequent articles of interest until, suddenly, several hours have passed.

"I'm sorry I'm late, I got caught in a wikipedia snowball. I was looking for information on the new James Bond movie and suddenly four hours had passed. On the bright side, now I know what happens in Marvel Zombies, I can tell you how astronomers gauge the temperature of stars, and why World War I started."

'You're still fired.'

"Fuck."

by gadiv March 19, 2008

hang dangle

Male genitalia.

I'm heading to the club tonight to get some stinky on my hang dangle.

by gadiv January 9, 2009