Definitions by g-union

Coca Cola 

(N.)
1.Christina Aguilera Beverage.
2.Salty soda drink with cocaine in it.

No wonder so many of my friends drink Coca Cola! It all makes sense, now!

Coca Cola by G-Union May 19, 2003

Saturday TV Funhouse 

(N.) The funniest animated crap on TV since South Park. (which is the funniest animated crap on tv since The Simpsons)

Saturday Night Live may be as unfunny and dull as MadTV now, but Saturday TV Funhouse almost makes sitting through the bad jokes worth it. ALMOST...

Saturday TV Funhouse by G-Union May 19, 2003

L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. 

(N.) an acronym for the Large Experimental Super Busty International Amazon Nuclear Squad. (think of a sci-fi version of Xena) Four women from the U.S. , England, France, and Germany get zapped by nuclear radiation and gain superpowers. Set to air on NBC in Fall 2003. Anne Heche set to guest star.

Hey, guess what I just did today? I just totally checked out some L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S.!

L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. by G-Union May 19, 2003

She Spies 

(N.) A blantant, modern day rip-off of Charlie's Angels, with a comedic motif. (not that anyone really cares.)

Hey dude, I'm really high right now. What's on? She Spies? What's that? Whatever, I won't remember tomorrow.

She Spies by G-Union May 19, 2003

Fat Joe 

(N.) Big Punisher's Mini Me.

Fat Joe or Fat Bastard? Tough decision!

Fat Joe by G-Union May 19, 2003

Bubblegum Pop

(N.) Cheesy, awful music made by lame bands like the Backseat Boys, N*Stink, 98 Disease, and Oh-Yes! Town.

Christian Schoolgirl: I like to listen to Bubblegum Pop, not Dirty Pop!
Typical American Teenager: Dirty Pop? You mean Christina Aguilera in bed? (this works on so many levels.)

Bubblegum Pop by G-Union May 19, 2003

Fat Hoe 

(N.) Fat Joe's Sister.

Fat Hoe or Fat Bastard? Even tougher decision!

Fat Hoe by G-Union May 19, 2003