squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.
I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.
by fucwad March 17, 2004
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well fuck me running

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.
by fucwad March 17, 2004
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girlfriend

An item one should rent and not buy.
Robert: Word, nigga. What you go and get a girlfriend foh? I likes ma money and gets me a blowjob for like $25. You went though all your green in one night!
Townsend: Meh.
by fucwad August 08, 2006
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fucwad

1.) A mean-spirited person who only cares about himself.
2.) That glop of pussy snot that gloms onto your dick when you're done.
1.) Word! That asshole Fleming sure is a fucwad!
2.) I say, Margaret. You've donated a nice fucwad upon my tallywhacker this morning! Quite!
by fucwad March 14, 2004
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spocker

The act of pulling up on the girl's ears while she's performing fellatio.
Homes: I gave Tanisha a spocker while she was doin' her thang last night and I notice this morning that they is stuck like 'at still.
DMaster F: Word, nigga. You a regular LBJ!
by fucwad March 14, 2004
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piece of chit

1.) Muffy, I do believe the Andersons shall be selling their villa in Tuscany now that Mr. and Mrs. Piece of Chit have moved next door. Oh pshaw!
2.) Homes, that lady doc is whack. She asked me for a piece of chit. WTF?
by fucwad April 27, 2004
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doot

A rude way of saying "shit".
Mang, you don't know doot!
That LL Kool J autograph aint worth doot, Homes!
by fucwad June 14, 2004
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