fucwad's definitions

smrt

An often used acronym for "suck my right tit"; normally said in desperation, fear, anger or disdain of one's neighbor or pet.

Thanks for pissin on my Manolo Blahnik's again. smrt!

by fucwad March 15, 2004

meh

indifference. normally caused by exhaustion, disgust, depression or a recent bout with excessive masturbation.

Lois: Bill, whaddya say I put the strap-on up your ass for old times sake?
Bill: meh.

by fucwad January 3, 2004

fuck that shit

A more polite way to say "I disagree with you or I may have another plan that may be different than yours."

My homeys gonna rob the liquor stoh again tonite. I say fuck that shit, I got home work! It's a goddamn school night!

by fucwad March 14, 2004

squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

front door trots

1.)menstruation
2.)see John Kerry

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?

by fucwad March 17, 2004

splassback

Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney.

DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"

by fucwad June 13, 2004

dank buds

1.) sweet sweaty Philippina nipples
2.) small wads of toilet paper stuck to one's ass
3.) badd azz dope

1.) "Ima want to suck those dank buds a yours again, Conchita."
2.) "Feh. Ima lost ma bone when I saw Sue's dank buds."
3.) "Homes, gimme summa dat dank buds a yours for I shit on your haid."

by fucwad March 27, 2004