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Comendeer

What it's called when a cop steals your car.

Person 1: dude look at my new ride.
Cop 1: I'm comendeering your vehicle!
Person 1: dude why
Cop 1: T H A T ' S C L A S S I F I E D I N F O R M A T I O N

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

appropriate

Something that Urban Dictionary definitely isn't.

P1: urban dictionary is so damn sexual!
P2: IKR? It's inappropriate!
P3: who the hell says IKR IRL?
P4: this is real life dumbass we don't shorten shit here!
P5: GUYS STOP GOING OFF TOPIC WE'LL BE DELETE-

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 19, 2021

bumdass

Umm... Dumbass, you got your letters backwards. Do big words scare you?

Idiot: Bumdass
Person: It's dumbass, dumbass!
Idiot, now backtracking: haha you fell into my trap!
Person: don't you start backtracking!

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021

Joe Su

Joe momma sus 😳

A version of the "Joe Momma" joke that I'm honestly not completely sure anyone thought of before me. (Pretty sure it's been thought of a bunch of times tho)

P1: have you heard about Joe Su?
P2: Who's Joe Su?"
P1: Joe momma sus"
P3: Lmaoooooooō
P4: bruh did you just say lmao in real life? That's kinda sus
P5: WHY IS AMONG US FUCKING EVERYWHERE
P6: amogus*
P5: ...
P5: I hate you

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 11, 2021

YDK

You Don't Know!?

YDK means You Don't Know.

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021

Idk and Idc

A mysterious abbreviation nobody seems to know or care about.

P1: What does IDK and IDC mean?
P2: I don't know and I don't care

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021

GTA cop

Somebody who calls the cops when you barely tap them or their car. See crybaby and snowflake

P1: I got into this fender bender and the little shit called the cops
P2: Dude they're such a GTA cop

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021