We do not talk about this entity. It does not exist. It is not SCP-3847822727827484726728, It is not god, it is not Satan, it is not the universe. It does not exist.
Person 1-123455: jammin'
Person 123456: Ỉ̶̧̢͙͎̺̻̪̹͙͔̬̞̖̬̳͇̩̮̣͉̭̮̩͚̞̖̫̖̄̄̕͘͜͝͝͝ ̴̧̛̪͚̠̯͇͔̼͎̘̺͍͚͋̍̐̐̏̽̒͑̃́́̒̀̾̌̿͊̂͛̃̔͛̉̀̏͂͐̋̃̒̓́̉̚̕̕͘͝͠͝͝͠ͅd̴̢̨̧̨̛͚̜̹͍̹̫͔̪̻̬̲̹͍̝̫͈̼̘̙̺͎̻̹̮̫̬̫́͗͐̇̿̐̌͒͒̽̊̅̈́̽̀̇͐͗̿̀̌͋̅̎͌͂̏̐͆͋͗̕̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅo ̛͈̪̀̄̽̂̽̒͋̉̃̓̐͊̈́̉̄̈́̀̎̓̀̍̓͊͛̍͝͝ ̵̢̢̢̛̦̣͈̭͍̹̖̠̫̼̪͍̟͓̻̭̻̻̻̠̫͙͓̼̦̝͚̣͙̯̱̯̱̯͕̤̟̇̒̈̌̈̈́̈́͗͂̀́̅̒̀͐̍̒̂̓̏̑͌͒̑̌̈́̃̽́͛̾̀͂͂̿͘͜͝n ̢̨̧̨̨̢̛̩͍͇̣̜͇̘̤͍̖̦͙̭̭̖̲̝̗̫̠̠̱͇̪͍̗̖͔͙͔̮̩͓͍̘͓͓̋̍̏͌́͐̍̋́̾͛̏̓̂́̓́̄̊̃͑͋͒̇̃̈́̑̓̃͒͌͆̇́͛͛̒̓͘͜͜͝͝͝͠͝o ̨̪̙͓̙̰͆̅̋̒̍͗͑͋͋́̊̍͗͒̂͂́̏̏̀̇̏͊͊̀͒͗̑̃͑͑̿̆̈́̈́̄͂͆̔̿̚̕̚̕̚͜͝͠͝t ̛̳̹̪͔͑̽̌̈͆́̑̄̽̾͊̀̍ ̢̢̢̡̤̗̯̹̬̣̮̤͓͚̗̲̗͚̰͚̪̟͓͓̺̖̮͓̯̲̪͎̼͗̾̒̚ͅé̵̱̥͉̖̪̯̹̞͇̳̹͎̘͈̜̹͚̪̪̲̬̹̿̀͌̾͒̍̓͑̀̈́̏͊̍̈̑͋̒͗̃́̎̽͆̎̅͋̕͘͠͝x ̡̢̬̼̠̯͍̠̗͚̺͉̤̖̗̳͓̠̺̘͎͍̤͆̈͌̾͋̂͂͛̏͊͒̆̏̓̀̾̏̏̈̈̐̎̏̉̉̇̓̀̈́͐̆̈́̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ī̴̧̨̨̻̗̝̙̙̮͎̠̫͕̖̫̝̖̘̻̭̬̼͓͔̪͙͔͉̲͖͍̳̣̝̦̥͕̼̲̟̊̊̽̋̆͂͑̔̈́͛̇̓̈̓̂̔́̈̕͝͝͠͝ͅs ̨̢̡̛̙̪̭̲̞̫̼̮̰̻̭̰̫̲̝̥̘͔͉̩͍̼̮͈̗̼̞͈̫͖͚͈̬̜̜̽̃̏̽͐̿̀́̇́͐̽͒͒̐̀̅̋͊̿̐͊̈́͒̒̓̈́̾̽̌̌͐̌͐̎͛̐͋͐̈͘̕͜͠͠͝͝͠t̵̢̧̟̦̲̗̫͙͙̮̪̹̣̮͍̠̫͚̝̺̺̻͖͍̥͙̼͛͜͝
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Person 123456: Ỉ̶̧̢͙͎̺̻̪̹͙͔̬̞̖̬̳͇̩̮̣͉̭̮̩͚̞̖̫̖̄̄̕͘͜͝͝͝ ̴̧̛̪͚̠̯͇͔̼͎̘̺͍͚͋̍̐̐̏̽̒͑̃́́̒̀̾̌̿͊̂͛̃̔͛̉̀̏͂͐̋̃̒̓́̉̚̕̕͘͝͠͝͝͠ͅd̴̢̨̧̨̛͚̜̹͍̹̫͔̪̻̬̲̹͍̝̫͈̼̘̙̺͎̻̹̮̫̬̫́͗͐̇̿̐̌͒͒̽̊̅̈́̽̀̇͐͗̿̀̌͋̅̎͌͂̏̐͆͋͗̕̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅo ̛͈̪̀̄̽̂̽̒͋̉̃̓̐͊̈́̉̄̈́̀̎̓̀̍̓͊͛̍͝͝ ̵̢̢̢̛̦̣͈̭͍̹̖̠̫̼̪͍̟͓̻̭̻̻̻̠̫͙͓̼̦̝͚̣͙̯̱̯̱̯͕̤̟̇̒̈̌̈̈́̈́͗͂̀́̅̒̀͐̍̒̂̓̏̑͌͒̑̌̈́̃̽́͛̾̀͂͂̿͘͜͝n ̢̨̧̨̨̢̛̩͍͇̣̜͇̘̤͍̖̦͙̭̭̖̲̝̗̫̠̠̱͇̪͍̗̖͔͙͔̮̩͓͍̘͓͓̋̍̏͌́͐̍̋́̾͛̏̓̂́̓́̄̊̃͑͋͒̇̃̈́̑̓̃͒͌͆̇́͛͛̒̓͘͜͜͝͝͝͠͝o ̨̪̙͓̙̰͆̅̋̒̍͗͑͋͋́̊̍͗͒̂͂́̏̏̀̇̏͊͊̀͒͗̑̃͑͑̿̆̈́̈́̄͂͆̔̿̚̕̚̕̚͜͝͠͝t ̛̳̹̪͔͑̽̌̈͆́̑̄̽̾͊̀̍ ̢̢̢̡̤̗̯̹̬̣̮̤͓͚̗̲̗͚̰͚̪̟͓͓̺̖̮͓̯̲̪͎̼͗̾̒̚ͅé̵̱̥͉̖̪̯̹̞͇̳̹͎̘͈̜̹͚̪̪̲̬̹̿̀͌̾͒̍̓͑̀̈́̏͊̍̈̑͋̒͗̃́̎̽͆̎̅͋̕͘͠͝x ̡̢̬̼̠̯͍̠̗͚̺͉̤̖̗̳͓̠̺̘͎͍̤͆̈͌̾͋̂͂͛̏͊͒̆̏̓̀̾̏̏̈̈̐̎̏̉̉̇̓̀̈́͐̆̈́̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ī̴̧̨̨̻̗̝̙̙̮͎̠̫͕̖̫̝̖̘̻̭̬̼͓͔̪͙͔͉̲͖͍̳̣̝̦̥͕̼̲̟̊̊̽̋̆͂͑̔̈́͛̇̓̈̓̂̔́̈̕͝͝͠͝ͅs ̨̢̡̛̙̪̭̲̞̫̼̮̰̻̭̰̫̲̝̥̘͔͉̩͍̼̮͈̗̼̞͈̫͖͚͈̬̜̜̽̃̏̽͐̿̀́̇́͐̽͒͒̐̀̅̋͊̿̐͊̈́͒̒̓̈́̾̽̌̌͐̌͐̎͛̐͋͐̈͘̕͜͠͠͝͝͠t̵̢̧̟̦̲̗̫͙͙̮̪̹̣̮͍̠̫͚̝̺̺̻͖͍̥͙̼͛͜͝
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by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 22, 2022
Something that Urban Dictionary definitely isn't.
P1: urban dictionary is so damn sexual!
P2: IKR? It's inappropriate!
P3: who the hell says IKR IRL?
P4: this is real life dumbass we don't shorten shit here!
P5: GUYS STOP GOING OFF TOPIC WE'LL BE DELETE-
P2: IKR? It's inappropriate!
P3: who the hell says IKR IRL?
P4: this is real life dumbass we don't shorten shit here!
P5: GUYS STOP GOING OFF TOPIC WE'LL BE DELETE-
by fuck off nosy ass prick December 20, 2021
by fuck off nosy ass prick June 14, 2021
Im a link whore, but anyways...
P1: I got the vaxine! I will bloat about it
P2: WAIT A MINUTE BLOAT?
CUT! NOPE!
A vaxinista is essentially a vaxhole.
P1: I got the vaxine! I will bloat about it
P2: WAIT A MINUTE BLOAT?
CUT! NOPE!
A vaxinista is essentially a vaxhole.
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021
Little shits that just cry and don't do their fucking taxes, and also they exist when a piece of rubber decides to breaks
Babies.
by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021