Coolk

Cool, okay. Used sort of as a response to something semi-taboo and rather stupid. The "cool" signifies "I don't care", while the "k" signifies "whatever".
Ben: I'm really high right now.
Troy: Coolk.
by fubsish October 24, 2009
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anarchy t-shirt

a t-shirt that people wear around when handing out "zines" and wearing big ol' sunglasses. they generally have scruffy beards and don't look at you when you talk to them. some wearers of this t-shirt will be old and paunchy, with long pony-tails and a black "fidel castro" type hat on. they always appear stoned, as well.

people who wear these shirts generally are a combination of hippies and punks, as they like to smoke and they preach how the government sucks, but they also produce zines, and are more angry than anything.
derrick: buck is one of those kinda' guys who wears anarchy t-shirts around. i wonder if there are eyes behind those sunglasses.

jordan: i dunno, lets find out!
by fubsish September 08, 2009
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Incest-Fest

A synonym for a purity ball.

Name stems from what actually happens at the ball: the daughter pledges (gives) her virginity to her father, who then gives it to her soon-to-be husband on her wedding day.

If you don't really understand the concept of incest, look it up.
Katie: Did you hear about Marie getting a purity ring?
Megan: Yeah. Didn't she go to a purity ball last Thursday with her dad, or something?
Katie: Haha, you mean the Incest-Fest last week? Yeah.
by fubsish August 29, 2009
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Useless Textbook

A phrase used by parents of, or by, a failing student when referring to their shitty grades. Usually because they refuse to admit that said student is a lazy bum who won't study. Usually these students are "special".
Mr. Lala: Well, Mrs. Smith, to be frank, Billy has a 28% in my chemistry class.

Mrs. Smith: What??! That's some load of crap, Mister! I mean, look at his textbook! It's useless! It's a useless textbook!

Mr. Lala: ...But he doesn't even pay attention in class. And all of his homework is incomplete.

Mrs. Smith: I'll have your job for this!!
by fubsish September 10, 2009
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Fuck the what??!

When "What the fuck" is to fucked up.
Joe: Dude, did you hear about that soldier who shot all those other soldiers down in Texas?

Ben: Fuck the what??!
by fubsish November 05, 2009
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Viceroy

When you eat a handful of laxitives, jack off, then run into the bathroom and shit your guts out, leaving you with this calming feeling of being totally emptied.
Jack: Hey, Jordan, guess what I did last night?
Jordan: What, Jack?
Jack: I pulled a Viceroy!!
Jordan: No! How was it?
Jack: Let's just say I was to lazy to get off the toilet!!
by fubsish August 03, 2009
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up there

When somebody is fairly high, e.g. after having smoked a very strong strain, or after having smoked a few bowls in a short amount of time. Also can apply to smoking a normal amount, but taking VERY LARGE tokes.
Andrew: How high are you?
Billy: I'm up there.

Alexis: Oh. My. Gawd. Are you high, Sidney?
Sidney: ...I'm up there.
by fubsish October 19, 2009
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