The Lone Testicle.
Used to describe the single testicle sported by those less fortunate souls. When used in plural (gangsters) meaning both testicles.
Can also be substituted for gangsta(s)
Used to describe the single testicle sported by those less fortunate souls. When used in plural (gangsters) meaning both testicles.
Can also be substituted for gangsta(s)
Drunk Man: "I've got two gangstas holdin up my gun."
Drunk Woman: "Would you please let me caress your gangsters with my tongue until you jizz on my forehead?"
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Man 1: "Did you know Doug only had one gangster?"
Man 2: "What are you talking about?"
Man 1: "He had a herniated testicle, that is until he had the operation and got it pull down."
Man 2: "No way!"
Man 1: "You might say his balls have finally dropped."
Man 2: "That's awesome. lol"
Man 1: "You can call him frankennut n - dude did you just say 'lol'? You're fucking stupid"
Drunk Woman: "Would you please let me caress your gangsters with my tongue until you jizz on my forehead?"
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Man 1: "Did you know Doug only had one gangster?"
Man 2: "What are you talking about?"
Man 1: "He had a herniated testicle, that is until he had the operation and got it pull down."
Man 2: "No way!"
Man 1: "You might say his balls have finally dropped."
Man 2: "That's awesome. lol"
Man 1: "You can call him frankennut n - dude did you just say 'lol'? You're fucking stupid"
by freedomfighters June 19, 2008
best explained as a way to describe prissy faggot men (usually in their twenties) who work at Hot Topic and take way too much pride in their work ($170.03 per week).
These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status)
History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees
These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status)
History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees
Tacky H.T.E. : "Need help finding anything?"
Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks."
Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help."
H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb."
Tacky H.T.E. : "What?"
Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."
Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks."
Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help."
H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb."
Tacky H.T.E. : "What?"
Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."
by freedomfighters June 18, 2008
"We're going camping this weekend, wanna come?"
"Sure, can I invite my ex as campbait?"
"Good Idea! This is going to be great!"
"Sure, can I invite my ex as campbait?"
"Good Idea! This is going to be great!"
by freedomfighters July 30, 2008
Main Entry: thun·der·cunt
Pronunciation: /-cunt/
Function: noun
1 a : used to describe a female whose personality contains certain traits not pleasing to men, most commonly used in place of targeted victim's name.
1 b : usually one who's personality includes but is not limited to the following traits: control freak, pushiness, bipolar, gonorrhea, republican, judgemental, bitchiness, preparation H, the bible, vaginal antifungal cream, hypocritical, excessive nagging
Pronunciation: /-cunt/
Function: noun
1 a : used to describe a female whose personality contains certain traits not pleasing to men, most commonly used in place of targeted victim's name.
1 b : usually one who's personality includes but is not limited to the following traits: control freak, pushiness, bipolar, gonorrhea, republican, judgemental, bitchiness, preparation H, the bible, vaginal antifungal cream, hypocritical, excessive nagging
Barbara Streisand: "I'm a total cunt and I hate men!"
Ann Coulter: "Fuck you bitch! Your a cockmongrel who hates America!"
Judge Judy: "Fist my ass now slimy thundercunt!"
Ann Coulter: "I eat fetus's!"
Ann Coulter: "Fuck you bitch! Your a cockmongrel who hates America!"
Judge Judy: "Fist my ass now slimy thundercunt!"
Ann Coulter: "I eat fetus's!"
by freedomfighters June 18, 2008
"To get fucked up!"
by freedomfighters January 03, 2009
Labia, the ladies' clam.
Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*
by freedomfighters July 11, 2008
by freedomfighters July 11, 2008