by frank December 14, 2004

Derived from the phrase, "mom-jeans". Garment of pants worn by woman in their later years. Commonly made of denimn, they are known for their super tight fit, oversized butt pockets, and extra long zippers to complement the large waste area needed to cover her fup.
by frank June 21, 2004

To absolutely obliterate any credence, verity or seriousness one may be in possession of by making a fucktardedly stupid comment.
Zac: "I'm thinking about going to France over the summer. Look, this guy Haitian character in Ghost Dog is speaking Japanese!"
Frank: "That's not Japanese... That's French. Delegitimized."
and
Zac: "I dont see what you're pointing at, but I will drop my guard and stare blankly at that area while you blatantly steal half my soda."
Vincent: "Delegitimized."
Frank: "That's not Japanese... That's French. Delegitimized."
and
Zac: "I dont see what you're pointing at, but I will drop my guard and stare blankly at that area while you blatantly steal half my soda."
Vincent: "Delegitimized."
by Frank March 31, 2003

a porno movie that has hardcore sex with a guy with 2 dicks and he fucks two bitches at the same time
by frank May 12, 2004

by Frank March 24, 2004

An infernal machine everyone loves and is completely obsessed with. They can go from a junk cell phone to a Super Cray computer at the National Security Agency. Computers can really suck because of the failures of their manufacturers to create real products.
There are three types of Personal Computers (PCs):
1. The Windows machine which tends to crash when it is the absolutely worst time to crash, but is a great machine for the PC gamer.
2. The Apple computer comes in many varieties but is invariably the best for multimedia and graphics. While there are not very many good programs available for the Macintosh, those that are created are good. (Usually). An Apple running MacOS X is likely to be safe from most viruses, but isn't easily interchangable with other PCs.
3. The Linux box is perhaps the most secure machine on Earth and very cheap. Support and documentation is often very good. However, it is not for the faint of heart, as it requires hard work to set up and skill. It's open source, so most stuff is free, but many of the programs are amateurish.
There are three types of Personal Computers (PCs):
1. The Windows machine which tends to crash when it is the absolutely worst time to crash, but is a great machine for the PC gamer.
2. The Apple computer comes in many varieties but is invariably the best for multimedia and graphics. While there are not very many good programs available for the Macintosh, those that are created are good. (Usually). An Apple running MacOS X is likely to be safe from most viruses, but isn't easily interchangable with other PCs.
3. The Linux box is perhaps the most secure machine on Earth and very cheap. Support and documentation is often very good. However, it is not for the faint of heart, as it requires hard work to set up and skill. It's open source, so most stuff is free, but many of the programs are amateurish.
by Frank August 16, 2004
