Fate

A computer game for ages 7-13.

You play as a boy as you and your dog fight monsters in a dungeon. The deeper the level, the more powerful the monsters. You also collect gold to buy weapons and spells. Your dog itself can turn into a monster if you feed it fish you caught.

You use a portal to get back to town. The townspeople send you on quests.

Did you play Fate when you were a kid?

by frabrizio April 21, 2018

put down for a nap

Euphemism for forcibly sedated

I was still panicking after being rushed to the hospital, so I was put down for a nap.

by frabrizio September 24, 2020

Harambe

A gorilla that lived in Cincinatti Zoo until May 28, 2016. A 4-year-old boy fell into the moat of his enclosure and he tried to protect the boy. In fear that he would accidentally kill the boy, the zookeepers shot and killed him.

Person 1: What the hell isan Harambe?
Person 2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by frabrizio December 16, 2017

nipples

A physical characteristic that, when visible, can break the viewer's heart.

Never take your shirt off in public- it can break fragile hearts.

Nipples can't be shown in a G rated movie.

by frabrizio January 30, 2017

sweet dreams

What’s cops say before tasing you

Sweet dreams! *tases you*

by frabrizio September 29, 2020

no 1

How illiterate people spell "no one"

No 1 believes it tho

by frabrizio December 20, 2017

Are you serious?

Used to describe frustration or disbelief.

*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Come on! Are you serious?

by frabrizio March 07, 2017