Total Eclipse of the Heart

An emotional song about losing your boyfriend

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

by frabrizio May 20, 2018

anthropomorphize

To believe animals understand everything humans say.

My 5-year-old asked a deer if he works for Santa.

When I'm on drugs, I tend to anthropomorphize my cat.

by frabrizio December 19, 2016

sleep

Differs from unconsciousness in that the person, child, baby or animal is still feeling things.

I saw weird spiral tunnels in my sleep.

I saw nothing in my sleep, it was like being blind.

by frabrizio September 10, 2016

I'll tell you when you're older

A phrase used when something can't be explained to a child

7-year-old: *catches adolescent brother watching porn* What is this?
Brother: I'll tell you when you're older.

by frabrizio March 24, 2017

dad

There are many types of dads

Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible

Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies

Type C: Loser

Type A dad: We need to have a talk.

Type B dad: Fossils! Dun dun dun...

Type C dad: D'oh!

by frabrizio December 20, 2017

Titanic

1. History's largest ship. Sunk in 1912 on its first voyage.
2. A movie about so-called ship. Stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet as Jack and Rose.

Titanic is the best movie ever

by frabrizio May 25, 2018

pecs

Both parts of the male chest. Boys develop pecs during puberty.

Synonyms: Moobs, boobs

Cartoon characters don't have pecs.

Men in suits don't have pecs, at least not visible ones.

by frabrizio September 05, 2016