frabrizio's definitions

stranger

Person who mistakes you for your non-existent identical twin unless you talk in front of them.

Strangers are so delusional.

by frabrizio March 5, 2017

people

Ignorant people. We usually leave out the word "ignorant" because ignorant people are considered average.

I hate people!

I love people!

I hate little kids!

Little kids are so cute!

Old people are so cute!

I hate old people!

I hate teenagers!

Gotta love teenagers!

by frabrizio August 10, 2017

unicorn shit

Something so ridiculous that you can't even call it bullshit

This is unicorn shit!

by frabrizio June 9, 2018

Anyway, how is your sex life?

A way to insult a person's appearance when meeting them for the first time

Guy: (on Reddit) Check out my cool new sweater
Guy 2: That's cool. Anyway, how is your sex life?

by frabrizio December 18, 2017

bait

Internet talk for lies or insults that aren intended to trigger people

User 1: This is the best thing since Harry Potte
User 2: Harry what?
User 3: Great bait, mate

by frabrizio December 22, 2017

toddler

a human baby

Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.

by frabrizio October 23, 2020

agent

Agent
1. The boss of the actor/actress/author who, if the actor or author is male, treats him like a child. There are some cases where an ACTUAL child is an actor.

2. A person who acts as an intermediary between sellers and buyers of real estate/real property and attempts to find sellers who wish to sell and buyers who wish to buy.

Daniel Radcliffe's agent doesn't let him make his own choices.

My agent was pushing me to sell my house for cash.

My agent said I should sell as many copies as possible.

by frabrizio December 17, 2017