Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
by frabrizio May 20, 2018
My 5-year-old asked a deer if he works for Santa.
When I'm on drugs, I tend to anthropomorphize my cat.
When I'm on drugs, I tend to anthropomorphize my cat.
by frabrizio December 19, 2016
by frabrizio September 10, 2016
7-year-old: *catches adolescent brother watching porn* What is this?
Brother: I'll tell you when you're older.
Brother: I'll tell you when you're older.
by frabrizio March 24, 2017
There are many types of dads
Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible
Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies
Type C: Loser
Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible
Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies
Type C: Loser
by frabrizio December 20, 2017
1. History's largest ship. Sunk in 1912 on its first voyage.
2. A movie about so-called ship. Stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet as Jack and Rose.
2. A movie about so-called ship. Stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet as Jack and Rose.
by frabrizio May 25, 2018
by frabrizio September 05, 2016