frabrizio's definitions

nipples

A physical characteristic that, when visible, can break the viewer's heart.

Never take your shirt off in public- it can break fragile hearts.

Nipples can't be shown in a G rated movie.

by frabrizio January 30, 2017

pedophile

What you get called by older people who assume that younger people don't have the intelligence to be in a relationship.

You pedophile!

by frabrizio February 2, 2017

delusional

To have a misconception.

Wife: (to rabbit) Sir, will you kindly show us the way to Littleton?
Husband: Um, rabbits don't understand English.

5-year-olds are delusional.

by frabrizio February 2, 2017

The Golden Calf

A calf who is known for producing liquid gold instead of milk. It is mentioned in the Bible

The Golden Calf was going to make them rich.

by frabrizio May 12, 2020

put down for a nap

Euphemism for forcibly sedated

I was still panicking after being rushed to the hospital, so I was put down for a nap.

by frabrizio September 24, 2020

toddler

human baby

Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.

by frabrizio October 23, 2020

toddler

a human baby

Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.

by frabrizio October 23, 2020