frabrizio's definitions

confusion

The feeling you get when something that makes little sense happens.

Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the rear end with another tranquilizer dart.

by frabrizio June 9, 2018

Phineas and Ferb

A cartoon that's popular among people who have kids. It centers on two boys who invent things every day, their sister Candace who tries to bust them to their mom, and their pet platypus who goes on secret missions as Perry the Platypus.

Person 1: What's Phineas and Ferb?
Person 2: It's this cartoon my kid and I like. It's really cool.

by frabrizio November 19, 2016

Misanthrope

Hatred of ignorant people

Average woman: Hillary Clinton is a meanie.
Intelligent woman: Go away.

Misanthrope

by frabrizio August 8, 2017

chappie

A childish and immature way of saying "chapter". Mainly used in the context of fanfiction.

Author: Can't wait to write the next chappie!

by frabrizio June 15, 2018

Total Eclipse of the Heart

An emotional song about losing your boyfriend

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

by frabrizio June 7, 2018

toddler

a human baby

Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.

by frabrizio October 23, 2020

cancer kid

A baby who has little hair.

My 7-month-old was on a play date with a cancer kid.

by frabrizio February 21, 2017