Definitions by frabrizio

pedophile 

What you get called by older people who assume that younger people don't have the intelligence to be in a relationship.

You pedophile!

pedophile by frabrizio February 2, 2017

delusional 

To have a misconception.

Wife: (to rabbit) Sir, will you kindly show us the way to Littleton?
Husband: Um, rabbits don't understand English.

5-year-olds are delusional.

delusional by frabrizio February 2, 2017

nipples

A physical characteristic that, when visible, can break the viewer's heart.

Never take your shirt off in public- it can break fragile hearts.

Nipples can't be shown in a G rated movie.

nipples by frabrizio January 30, 2017

You gave me a heart attack! 

You made my heart skip a beat!

You gave me a heart attack!

You gave me a heart attack! by frabrizio December 21, 2016

anthropomorphize

To believe animals understand everything humans say.

My 5-year-old asked a deer if he works for Santa.

When I'm on drugs, I tend to anthropomorphize my cat.

anthropomorphize by frabrizio December 18, 2016

Oh, great 

This means the opposite of what it sounds like. It is used sarcastically.

Mother: You have to help me rake the leaves first.
Son: Oh, great.

Oh, great by frabrizio December 6, 2016

Phineas and Ferb 

A cartoon that's popular among people who have kids. It centers on two boys who invent things every day, their sister Candace who tries to bust them to their mom, and their pet platypus who goes on secret missions as Perry the Platypus.

Person 1: What's Phineas and Ferb?
Person 2: It's this cartoon my kid and I like. It's really cool.

Phineas and Ferb by frabrizio November 19, 2016