frabrizio's definitions

nipples

A physical characteristic that, when visible, can break the viewer's heart.

Never take your shirt off in public- it can break fragile hearts.

Nipples can't be shown in a G rated movie.

by frabrizio January 30, 2017

bratty

Describes a small child who torments you for his or her own entertainment.

My bratty little brother purposely broke the vase just so he could frame me!

My bratty little sister fooled me into thinking Mom was dead!

by frabrizio September 15, 2016

people

What stupid adults and stupid teenagers believe babies to be.

Adult 1: Babies are people too.
Person 2: No, silly. Don't overestimate babies.

by frabrizio September 12, 2016

tranquilizer dart

A weapon that should be banned internationally. It is a dart that drugs animals so they cannot save themselves from being taken to a zoo, relocated, moved to another habitat, being tagged, or a checkup. It is used for recreation by animal abusers who know it's illegal to kill the animal.

Zookeeper: Time to be moved to a new habitat, whether you like it or not! *shoots cheetah with tranquilizer dart*

by frabrizio January 11, 2018

badass

My dad

My dad is a badass

by frabrizio May 3, 2018

sweet dreams

What a cop says before tasing you

Cop: Sweet dreams! *tases criminal*

by frabrizio September 30, 2020

Harambe

A gorilla that lived in Cincinatti Zoo until May 28, 2016. A 4-year-old boy fell into the moat of his enclosure and he tried to protect the boy. In fear that he would accidentally kill the boy, the zookeepers shot and killed him.

Person 1: What the hell isan Harambe?
Person 2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by frabrizio December 16, 2017