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Kidnapped - Titanic

Chapter 1

Jack's POV
It was the middle of the night and I got out of bed. I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I was hit in the right pectoral with a tranquilizer dart. Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the left pectoral with another dart. I fell backwards to the floor. Rose came out holding a tranquilizer gun. "Sweet dreams, Jack," she said before I fell asleep.

User reading the first chapter: Too weird... *abandons reading fic*
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tranquilizer dart

A weapon that should be banned internationally. It is a dart that drugs animals so they cannot save themselves from being taken to a zoo, relocated, moved to another habitat, being tagged, or a checkup. It is used for recreation by animal abusers who know it's illegal to kill the animal.
Zookeeper: Time to be moved to a new habitat, whether you like it or not! *shoots cheetah with tranquilizer dart*
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people

What stupid adults and stupid teenagers believe babies to be.
Adult 1: Babies are people too.
Person 2: No, silly. Don't overestimate babies.
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What little kids call us when we're not nice to them
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Those are some big apples!

I like apples, you like bananas.
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pecs

Both parts of the male chest. Boys develop pecs during puberty.

Synonyms: Moobs, boobs
Cartoon characters don't have pecs.

Men in suits don't have pecs, at least not visible ones.
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