So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"
That is Mental Auto Correct
That is Mental Auto Correct
by flashwildecard May 11, 2015

Example #1: From 'American Beauty' "This is me jerking off in the shower." That's a Price of the movie scene right there.
Example #2 From 'Reign of Fire' The Gerard Butler/Christian Bale re-enactment of 'Empire Strikes Back' Total Price of the movie scene.
Example #2 From 'Reign of Fire' The Gerard Butler/Christian Bale re-enactment of 'Empire Strikes Back' Total Price of the movie scene.
by flashwildecard September 15, 2010

A fan of Star Trek (any incarnation) who has COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF THE SHOW!
Instead focusing on the little nicpicky details, rather than the bigger issue of what unites people of different cultures/ethnicities etc.
Instead focusing on the little nicpicky details, rather than the bigger issue of what unites people of different cultures/ethnicities etc.
Those guys are to busy arguing whether they're Trekkie and/or Trekker to realize they haven't been paying attention.
by flashwildecard October 12, 2005

To discover a horrible flaw or truth about someone that forces you to completely re-evaluate your impression of that person.
From 'Roman Polanski' the film director who drugged and raped a thirteen year old girl.
From 'Roman Polanski' the film director who drugged and raped a thirteen year old girl.
"I thought Dave was a pretty cool guy, then I discovered he EATS kittens!"
"You just got Polanski'd."
"I used to love The Ninth Gate, then I found out what the director did."
"All these things I keep hearing about Woody Allen ."
"Yeah, he just got Polanski'd."
"You just got Polanski'd."
"I used to love The Ninth Gate, then I found out what the director did."
"All these things I keep hearing about Woody Allen ."
"Yeah, he just got Polanski'd."
by flashwildecard February 01, 2014

Emanating from exceptionally stupid people Idiot Radiation has the effect of slowly chipping away at a persons intelligence/sanity. Although mild exposure can leave the exposed feeling angry, bitter, and or homicidal for short to moderate periods of time prolonged exposure has been known to increase an individuals resistance, acting as a form of inoculation. (At least in the cases where prolonged exposure hasn’t resulted in violence.)
Idiot Radiation poisoning is common to individuals working in fields that require daily contact with the public.
Effective treatments include: Listening to music, deep breathing, and becoming a hermit. Although alcohol has been known to be an effective treatment, in sufficient quantities it can result in an individual becoming the source of Idiot Radiation and should therefore be considered only as a last resort.
Idiot Radiation tends to effect groups more severely contributing to the ‘mob mentality.’
The only known cure is the complete eradication of the human species.
Idiot Radiation poisoning is common to individuals working in fields that require daily contact with the public.
Effective treatments include: Listening to music, deep breathing, and becoming a hermit. Although alcohol has been known to be an effective treatment, in sufficient quantities it can result in an individual becoming the source of Idiot Radiation and should therefore be considered only as a last resort.
Idiot Radiation tends to effect groups more severely contributing to the ‘mob mentality.’
The only known cure is the complete eradication of the human species.
by flashwildecard January 01, 2011

1. The exact opposite of everything Barack Obama was: White, Crass, Classless, Anti-Intellectual.
2. An embarrassment to the office of the United States Presidency.
3. Donald Trump
2. An embarrassment to the office of the United States Presidency.
3. Donald Trump
1. Created when Lex Luthor tried to clone Barack Obama (and failed miserably) BizarrObama is an old white man who rants like a ten year old boy.
2. "BizarrObama am best president! Am have biggest crowds! Am get rid of healthcare!"
2. "BizarrObama am best president! Am have biggest crowds! Am get rid of healthcare!"
by flashwildecard August 27, 2017

1. A Canadian actor who plays the exact same character over and over. Not a terrible actor, just lacking range.
2. Any actor with a limited range.
3. A male version of Jennifer Aniston.
2. Any actor with a limited range.
3. A male version of Jennifer Aniston.
by flashwildecard July 15, 2010
