flacker's definitions
1. Rob is such an awesome investigator! He was able to efflicate the suspect in grand larson case.
2. Einstein was able to efflicate his theory of relativity and it made him a star in the science world.
2. Einstein was able to efflicate his theory of relativity and it made him a star in the science world.
by flacker October 4, 2006

Dual usage:
1. A stroke of astonishing luck that comes out of no where!
2. A very bad luck incident near the end of a string of bad luck that seems to never go away.
1. A stroke of astonishing luck that comes out of no where!
2. A very bad luck incident near the end of a string of bad luck that seems to never go away.
1. Person scratches off lottery ticket. "Fuck luck! I just won the damn lottery!"
2. Person has a car wreck after leaving late and spilling coffee on themselves. "Fuck luck! Can it get any fucking worse!!"
2. Person has a car wreck after leaving late and spilling coffee on themselves. "Fuck luck! Can it get any fucking worse!!"
by flacker September 20, 2005

When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.
Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!
That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!
That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!
by flacker May 22, 2006

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.
2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
by flacker October 7, 2005

Man the bad guys in those Indiana Jones movies always have a plandora's box.
Our CEO has a plandora's box that will bankrupt the company!
Our CEO has a plandora's box that will bankrupt the company!
by flacker May 26, 2009

by flacker April 28, 2009

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.
Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!
by flacker October 8, 2007
