ender marriage

The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.
My 72 year old Grandmother just got married. Yeah, it's an ender marriage.
by flacker December 13, 2009
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back channel

Using a common friend as a secondary way to communicate to your girlfriend/boyfriend the things that are uncomfortable for you discuss directly with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
"Hey Steph! You're my back channel! What does Lisa like as far as engagement rings go?"
by Flacker January 15, 2007
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decession

William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!
by flacker April 03, 2009
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full circle phrase

A phrase that seems to make no sense by adding a thought then substracting that thought right back but when pondered it actually did have a meaning. Sports players, comedians, and country musicians are most often heard making full circle phrases.
Some popular full circle phrases.

Yogi Berra: "It's like deja vu all over again"

Toby Keith: "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was"

George Carlin: "What if there were no hypothetical questions"

by flacker February 20, 2006
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Shoulder Friend

A person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on.
Man, everytime Abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend Todd.
by flacker December 21, 2006
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Plandora's box

A terrible plan devised by an incompetent leader or madman that will open Pandora's Box.
Man the bad guys in those Indiana Jones movies always have a plandora's box.

Our CEO has a plandora's box that will bankrupt the company!
by flacker May 26, 2009
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phantom stroke

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.

Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
by flacker October 08, 2005
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