Plandora's box

A terrible plan devised by an incompetent leader or madman that will open Pandora's Box.

Man the bad guys in those Indiana Jones movies always have a plandora's box.

Our CEO has a plandora's box that will bankrupt the company!

by flacker May 26, 2009

isight

The high vision required to view or watch things on an iphone.

Dude, my isight must be getting better. I had no trouble watching that movie on my iphone.

by flacker April 28, 2009

phantom stroke

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.

Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.

by flacker October 07, 2005

masterfasting

Fasting or obstaining from the act of masterbating.

I heard Chuck has been masterfasting since since got kicked in the nuts!

by flacker October 30, 2006

heads down display

Any device such as a cell phone, iPod, or gps that causes a person to look down while driving or walking. The opposite of a heads up display.

Chuck! Quit looking at that heads down display and look me in the eye!

by flacker April 29, 2009

full circle phrase

A phrase that seems to make no sense by adding a thought then substracting that thought right back but when pondered it actually did have a meaning. Sports players, comedians, and country musicians are most often heard making full circle phrases.

Some popular full circle phrases.

Yogi Berra: "It's like deja vu all over again"

Toby Keith: "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was"

George Carlin: "What if there were no hypothetical questions"

by flacker February 20, 2006

dancing with myself

Masturbating! Comes from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself".

My girlfriend walked in and caught me "Dancing with Myself"!

by flacker October 14, 2005