flacker's definitions

Plandora's box

A terrible plan devised by an incompetent leader or madman that will open Pandora's Box.

Man the bad guys in those Indiana Jones movies always have a plandora's box.

Our CEO has a plandora's box that will bankrupt the company!

by flacker May 26, 2009

silver miner

A woman who goes after someone who has more than average money. She shoots a little lower than gold diggers, but she's still in it for the money.

Gwen is such a silver miner! She didn't marry a millionaire in Paul, but he's got money since his family owns that local business.

by flacker November 21, 2005

inverted homosexual

A person who transgendered surgically and is now attacted to people of the same sex they transformed themself to.

"Pat had surgery to change from a man to a woman. Now she's gay! She's an inverted homosexual!"

"Dude, I heard the most screwed up Broke Back story ever. This woman transgendered to a man. Now she, I mean he, is gay!"

by flacker April 19, 2006

ender marriage

The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.

My 72 year old Grandmother just got married. Yeah, it's an ender marriage.

by flacker December 13, 2009

Bobby Bouchered

Tackling some one extremely hard as in "de-cleating them". References Adam Sandler's character in the movie Waterboy.

Dang, that linebacker just "Bobby Bouchered" that quarterback!

by flacker October 14, 2005

decession

Depression caused by a recession in the economy.

William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!

by flacker April 3, 2009

abercrombie & bitch

A power couple made up of a preppie guy wearing abercrombie and fitch and his girlfriend who is supermodel good looking and stuck up so high planes have to avoid her and they won't even acknolodge you exist.

Hey, there goes abercrombie and bitch!

by flacker October 10, 2004