flacker's definitions

ender marriage

The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.

My 72 year old Grandmother just got married. Yeah, it's an ender marriage.

by flacker December 13, 2009

Plandora's box

A terrible plan devised by an incompetent leader or madman that will open Pandora's Box.

Man the bad guys in those Indiana Jones movies always have a plandora's box.

Our CEO has a plandora's box that will bankrupt the company!

by flacker May 26, 2009

isight

The high vision required to view or watch things on an iphone.

Dude, my isight must be getting better. I had no trouble watching that movie on my iphone.

by flacker April 28, 2009

momarazzi

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.

Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!

by flacker October 8, 2007

lyric fillers

Meaningless words found mostly in rap and pop songs to keep a song from falling apart or to disguise low music value of the song. Lyric fillers are usually repeated in a song.

examples of lyric fillers include:

yeah
come on
go
yo
yep
let's go
huh!
that's right

My God! How many "yeah, yeah!" lyric fillers can that Usher song have!

"That new Fergie song is so cheap! Like, half tha song is lyric fillers".

by flacker October 17, 2006

Shoulder Friend

A person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on.

Man, everytime Abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend Todd.

by flacker December 24, 2006

fuck luck

Dual usage:
1. A stroke of astonishing luck that comes out of no where!

2. A very bad luck incident near the end of a string of bad luck that seems to never go away.

1. Person scratches off lottery ticket. "Fuck luck! I just won the damn lottery!"

2. Person has a car wreck after leaving late and spilling coffee on themselves. "Fuck luck! Can it get any fucking worse!!"

by flacker September 20, 2005