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silver miner

A woman who goes after someone who has more than average money. She shoots a little lower than gold diggers, but she's still in it for the money.
Gwen is such a silver miner! She didn't marry a millionaire in Paul, but he's got money since his family owns that local business.
by flacker November 21, 2005
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inverted homosexual

A person who transgendered surgically and is now attacted to people of the same sex they transformed themself to.
"Pat had surgery to change from a man to a woman. Now she's gay! She's an inverted homosexual!"

"Dude, I heard the most screwed up Broke Back story ever. This woman transgendered to a man. Now she, I mean he, is gay!"
by flacker April 19, 2006
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Shaw Shanked

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).
Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!
by flacker October 7, 2005
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fall out of bed good looking

A female who has extreme natural beauty that it as though she woke up without having to fix herself up. It takes her no effort to look fine.
Man, Stephanie is sooo hot! She is just fall out of bed good looking.
by flacker January 27, 2006
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heads down display

Any device such as a cell phone, iPod, or gps that causes a person to look down while driving or walking. The opposite of a heads up display.
Chuck! Quit looking at that heads down display and look me in the eye!
by flacker April 29, 2009
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dancing with myself

Masturbating! Comes from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself".
My girlfriend walked in and caught me "Dancing with Myself"!
by flacker October 14, 2005
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yagging

Combination of yacking and nagging. When your girlfriend/wife is killing you verbally for hours and won't shut up or let you sleep because of something you did.
Man, my wife has been yagging me all day and night for forgetting our anniversary. I didn't get any sleep last night.
by flacker October 14, 2005
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