flacker's definitions

ender marriage

The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.

My 72 year old Grandmother just got married. Yeah, it's an ender marriage.

by flacker December 13, 2009

abercrombie & bitch

A power couple made up of a preppie guy wearing abercrombie and fitch and his girlfriend who is supermodel good looking and stuck up so high planes have to avoid her and they won't even acknolodge you exist.

Hey, there goes abercrombie and bitch!

by flacker October 10, 2004

silver miner

A woman who goes after someone who has more than average money. She shoots a little lower than gold diggers, but she's still in it for the money.

Gwen is such a silver miner! She didn't marry a millionaire in Paul, but he's got money since his family owns that local business.

by flacker November 21, 2005

inverted homosexual

A person who transgendered surgically and is now attacted to people of the same sex they transformed themself to.

"Pat had surgery to change from a man to a woman. Now she's gay! She's an inverted homosexual!"

"Dude, I heard the most screwed up Broke Back story ever. This woman transgendered to a man. Now she, I mean he, is gay!"

by flacker April 19, 2006

momarazzi

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.

Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!

by flacker October 8, 2007

Elevator diver

A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.

Dude, I always take the escalator at the mall cause the elevator divers will knock you down!

by flacker March 20, 2009

yagging

Combination of yacking and nagging. When your girlfriend/wife is killing you verbally for hours and won't shut up or let you sleep because of something you did.

Man, my wife has been yagging me all day and night for forgetting our anniversary. I didn't get any sleep last night.

by flacker October 14, 2005