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decession

William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!
by flacker April 3, 2009
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Bobby Bouchered

Tackling some one extremely hard as in "de-cleating them". References Adam Sandler's character in the movie Waterboy.
Dang, that linebacker just "Bobby Bouchered" that quarterback!
by flacker October 14, 2005
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Elevator diver

A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.
Dude, I always take the escalator at the mall cause the elevator divers will knock you down!
by flacker March 20, 2009
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phantom stroke

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
by flacker October 7, 2005
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Plandora's box

A terrible plan devised by an incompetent leader or madman that will open Pandora's Box.
Man the bad guys in those Indiana Jones movies always have a plandora's box.

Our CEO has a plandora's box that will bankrupt the company!
by flacker May 26, 2009
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auite

One of many slang words that originated in southern US and now being spoken by urbanites. Means alright.
Hey man! How are you feeling today? Auite!
by flacker December 11, 2005
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cry heave

When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.
Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!

That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!
by flacker May 22, 2006
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