flacker's definitions

momarazzi

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.

Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!

by flacker October 8, 2007

back channel

Using a common friend as a secondary way to communicate to your girlfriend/boyfriend the things that are uncomfortable for you discuss directly with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

"Hey Steph! You're my back channel! What does Lisa like as far as engagement rings go?"

by Flacker January 16, 2007

Shoulder Friend

A person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on.

Man, everytime Abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend Todd.

by flacker December 24, 2006

yellow lie

A cowardly lie told to cover up embarrassment.

Bubba: "Jake, what's this Justin Timberlake CD doin in yer pickup truck?"

Jake: "Uh, what, CD. Oh, that there, uh, must be my wife's CD."

Bubba: "Your wife likes country! Quit telling yellow lies and just admit you like listening to that pretty boy!"

by flacker November 1, 2006

masterfasting

Fasting or obstaining from the act of masterbating.

I heard Chuck has been masterfasting since since got kicked in the nuts!

by flacker October 30, 2006

lyric fillers

Meaningless words found mostly in rap and pop songs to keep a song from falling apart or to disguise low music value of the song. Lyric fillers are usually repeated in a song.

examples of lyric fillers include:

yeah
come on
go
yo
yep
let's go
huh!
that's right

My God! How many "yeah, yeah!" lyric fillers can that Usher song have!

"That new Fergie song is so cheap! Like, half tha song is lyric fillers".

by flacker October 17, 2006

efflicate

Verb - A very thorough and effective implication or application of doing some task.

1. Rob is such an awesome investigator! He was able to efflicate the suspect in grand larson case.

2. Einstein was able to efflicate his theory of relativity and it made him a star in the science world.

by flacker October 4, 2006