figleaf23's definitions
a parable combined with a riddle, most commonly associated with the teaching of Zen buddhism. A koan confronts the student with a seemingly impenetrable question which is only resolved when through acheiving a deeper understanding of the philosophical point being taught.
by Figleaf23 December 9, 2008
Get the koanmug. to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.
Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.
Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.
Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
Get the pissastermug. acronym for Generic Universal Role Playing System, published by the Steve Jackson Games company of Texas.
by Figleaf23 November 4, 2007
Get the GURPSmug. a medieval weapon used by knights in mounted combat. About half the length of a telephone pole, held at one end tucked under the arm.
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
Get the lancemug. Antonin Scalia, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia (Scalia, Antonin) are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
Get the Scalia, Antoninmug. Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
Get the drool on a babymug. The name of a mischievous fairy of English folklore (e.g. Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream").
"FAIRY: Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,
Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
And bootless make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm,
Mislead night-wanders, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
Are you not he? "
Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,
Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
And bootless make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm,
Mislead night-wanders, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
Are you not he? "
by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007
Get the Puckmug.