to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.
Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.
Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.
Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
a special state of inebriation in which privileged members of society can go unbothered by the authorities
Police Officer: Do you realize you were going 100 in a 50 zone?
Rich Drunk: Sorry, officer, but I'm BOMBED!
Police Officer: Oh, okay sir. Drive carefully.
Rich Drunk: Sorry, officer, but I'm BOMBED!
Police Officer: Oh, okay sir. Drive carefully.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
In a surrepticiously recorded phone conversation between the pair on New Year's Eve of 1989, Gilbey called Di "Darling" 53 times and "Squidgy" 14.
by Figleaf23 August 20, 2007
The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.
Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
1. adj. the pathetic self-aggandizing term used by a sorry bunch of keystrokers to describe themselves. From 'elite'.
2. n. a lame-ass inefficient way for fucktards to semi- communicate, using a keyboard.
2. n. a lame-ass inefficient way for fucktards to semi- communicate, using a keyboard.
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
army slang for salary. The eagle is the army paymaster and shit is the money it drops on the soldiers.
by Figleaf23 August 06, 2007
by Figleaf23 November 27, 2009