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koan

a parable combined with a riddle, most commonly associated with the teaching of Zen buddhism. A koan confronts the student with a seemingly impenetrable question which is only resolved when through acheiving a deeper understanding of the philosophical point being taught.
One of the most famous koans is "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
by Figleaf23 December 9, 2008
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pissaster

to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.
Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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GURPS

acronym for Generic Universal Role Playing System, published by the Steve Jackson Games company of Texas.
GURPS allows players to simulate action in virtually any historical or imaginary setting.
by Figleaf23 November 4, 2007
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lance

a medieval weapon used by knights in mounted combat. About half the length of a telephone pole, held at one end tucked under the arm.
The knights charged one another with their lances.
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
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Scalia, Antonin

Antonin Scalia, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia (Scalia, Antonin) are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
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drool on a baby

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs
Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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Puck

The name of a mischievous fairy of English folklore (e.g. Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream").
"FAIRY: Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,
Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
And bootless make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm,
Mislead night-wanders, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
Are you not he? "
by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007
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