smay

a sinister older sibling, most often an older brother

ow! stop it steve, your such an annoying smay!

by ferret December 14, 2003

Burnination

The burning remains or area left after an act of burninating (v). Usually referred to with the actions of a Trogdor. See Dragon.

then Trodgor Smote the Kerrek, and all was lain to burnination.

by Ferret June 06, 2003

Cogao

A mathmatical function that solves any math problem regardless of what step you're at. With the Cogao, the answer is normally 0, 1, or undefined

Yeah, that Physics test raped me. I just used the Cogao to get half the problems

by Ferret December 29, 2002

the straw that stoked the camel's sack

The last in a series of positive events that cumlminate in an overall good outcome.

So Jane made me sit next to her hot friend lisa then sat on the other side of me so I was in the middle, it was the straw that stroked the camel's sack!

by Ferret July 03, 2005

stoma

From the Greek word meaning mouth, it is an artificial opening formed by surgery for internal organs to the skin surface. There are different types including a tracheotomy (formed from the windpipe), ileostomy (formed from the small bowel) colostomy (formed from the large bowel), and urostomy (formed from the bladder).

Slang usage of the term would be in relation to the reference to “Artificial Asshole”. See also stoma rammer.

Look out here comes old stoma face himself.

Who you calling stoma face? I a real asshole!

He has herpes on his stoma, looks like he’s been getting a bit on the side.

by Ferret March 22, 2005

useless cow

Woman utterly without worth. Not able to perform simple tasks or be relied upon to do any thing.
From the Latin Emmaus Mandamus.

Related Words Slack Mole

Jezz your x wife is a useless cow.

Can’t believe you are still going out with that useless cow.

by Ferret March 22, 2005

ranga

Derived from Orangutan or from the Latin “Orange Utan” meaning red pubic hair, commonly known as Fanta pants. This creature is well known for its fiery temper and pale skin; hence its ability to spend long periods of time in the sun is limited. The female of the spices is renowned for being good in bed, combining its natural aggression with its lack of appreciation for its looks.

My mate won’t fuck rangas; he said he would rather put his nuts in a rabbit trap.

My misses is a ranga but don’t call her that she will rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat.

by Ferret March 22, 2005