ferret's definitions

stoma

From the Greek word meaning mouth, it is an artificial opening formed by surgery for internal organs to the skin surface. There are different types including a tracheotomy (formed from the windpipe), ileostomy (formed from the small bowel) colostomy (formed from the large bowel), and urostomy (formed from the bladder).

Slang usage of the term would be in relation to the reference to “Artificial Asshole”. See also stoma rammer.

Look out here comes old stoma face himself.

Who you calling stoma face? I a real asshole!

He has herpes on his stoma, looks like he’s been getting a bit on the side.

by Ferret March 22, 2005

That's nowhere

Used to describe a situation that is “fucked”.

Person 1 “I have to babysit this weekend because I owe my sister a favour. “ Person 2 oh That's nowhere.
Alternatively: Person 1 “I can’t get the money together to go out tonight” Person 2 “You’re nowhere”

by ferret June 25, 2009

sarbanes oxley (SOx)

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

by Ferret September 14, 2004

Ripped

Used by girls often when they see a man with large muscles

That mans ripped

by Ferret June 28, 2003

fensler

An individual or group of individuals with a fresh & creative idea or concept which starts out funny, but gradually becomes tired and lame due to extreme lack of effort and true creative abilities.

those GI Joe PSA videos on the internet were pretty damn funny until the guy started being a fensler.

by ferret April 23, 2004

Burnination

The burning remains or area left after an act of burninating (v). Usually referred to with the actions of a Trogdor. See Dragon.

then Trodgor Smote the Kerrek, and all was lain to burnination.

by Ferret June 6, 2003

full lick and suck pack

This is a term used to describe an all inclusive deal especially when purchasing a car, which includes all the “extra’s” like window tint, after care, extended warrant, mag wheels etc. Or when buying the top of the range model in something.

Wow he bought that car with the full lick and suck pack.

Nice Stereo, yeah I go the full lick and suck pack.

by Ferret March 21, 2005