ferret's definitions
Woman utterly without worth. Not able to perform simple tasks or be relied upon to do any thing.
From the Latin Emmaus Mandamus.
Related Words Slack Mole
From the Latin Emmaus Mandamus.
Related Words Slack Mole
by Ferret March 22, 2005
Get the useless cowmug. From the Greek word meaning mouth, it is an artificial opening formed by surgery for internal organs to the skin surface. There are different types including a tracheotomy (formed from the windpipe), ileostomy (formed from the small bowel) colostomy (formed from the large bowel), and urostomy (formed from the bladder).
Slang usage of the term would be in relation to the reference to “Artificial Asshole”. See also stoma rammer.
Slang usage of the term would be in relation to the reference to “Artificial Asshole”. See also stoma rammer.
Look out here comes old stoma face himself.
Who you calling stoma face? I a real asshole!
He has herpes on his stoma, looks like he’s been getting a bit on the side.
Who you calling stoma face? I a real asshole!
He has herpes on his stoma, looks like he’s been getting a bit on the side.
by Ferret March 22, 2005
Get the stomamug. 
Get the Rippedmug. Derived from the original town bike. Derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman , one who is said to have been ridden by many or most of the town's men. She's the office bike, shes been ridden by everybody.
1: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) admitting having had sex with Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) in Austin Powers (1998): ' Don't worry about the Italian bird , okay? She's the village-bicycle . Everyone's had a ride .'
2: A: "Wow that fill-in receptionist is cool" B: "nah forget her she is the office bike".
2: A: "Wow that fill-in receptionist is cool" B: "nah forget her she is the office bike".
by ferret March 2, 2007
Get the office bikemug. www.Homestarrunner.com
The coolest, yet retarded, white guy in the world. Raised by a cup of coffee and somehow connected to Homestar, they both have no arms. Its hat seems to always return to its head.
The coolest, yet retarded, white guy in the world. Raised by a cup of coffee and somehow connected to Homestar, they both have no arms. Its hat seems to always return to its head.
by Ferret June 6, 2003
Get the homesarmug. A massive Shivan Juggernaught.
The Shivans have an unconfirmed amount of these ships, but over 80 have been sighted in GTVA Space.
A fleet of over 80 of them destroyed the Capella star.
The Shivans have an unconfirmed amount of these ships, but over 80 have been sighted in GTVA Space.
A fleet of over 80 of them destroyed the Capella star.
by Ferret November 24, 2003
Get the Sathanasmug. Something that cost a lot, or more than expected. Used when expressing surprise or concern over the price of something.
Hey that was a big lick. I thought it would be less than that.
Well I can’t afford it now after the lawyers fees that was a big lick
Well I can’t afford it now after the lawyers fees that was a big lick
by Ferret December 12, 2006
Get the a big lickmug.