felixh's definitions

catsplaining

When a cat looks at you and meows because you aren't getting on with whatever you were supposed to be doing quickly enough.

Some amount of catsplaining can't be escaped.

by felixh March 17, 2017

dirt-friendly

A new kind of respect or niceness on the internet that takes the place of real-world respect and niceness and that is mostly hypocritical, selfish and unable of respect and rationality.
It is what rather mediocre (or less than) and dim-witted people who look at the unfriendliness of most of the internet would choose as a way to be superior to that, meaning that it is basically just a way to be "superior on the internet" and another way to be unfriendly, small-minded and prejudiced.

Those people are incapable of formality and uncomplicated respect but instead have to pepper everything with sliminess, underhanded jabs, easily sparked personal grudges and "special rights". It is a confused, unqualified attempt at morality that is probably the biggest anti-morality.

Moderators that get paid and were picked mostly for a representational role often let it go to their head and are dirt-friendly.

Talking to dirt-friendly people is like talking to an animal, because they are so irrational yet full of themselves.

by felixh March 15, 2017

delogging

When you downvote a huge backlog of urbandictionary suggestions of weird names that don't even sound real but probably are.

I've tried delogging but eventually just gave it up.

by felixh March 15, 2017

Dirtle

People that suck bad. Extremely annoying and immoral, selfish, entitled, overdefensive, biased and suspicious people. Always take the worst and least sensible option, but the one that gives them the appearance of superiority and belonging. All their opinions and their capabilities in real life are worth dirt, but they play themselves up as the greatest thing since Ultra-Jesus. Basically keep the internet going and give it a appearance of the true "hub of society" and lfe, which is of course bullshit and exactly why they are so clueless and worthless.

Keep away from dirtle, don't ask for their opinion, don't rely on them, and don't be one.

by felixh March 15, 2017

good stinking

Since ancient times stinking has been regarded as a quality of great prestige and distinction (also see the origins of that word), and good stinking is a customary praise for someone who had provided stinking for the advancement of a cause or the solution of a problem.

-Through deductive reasoning and my medical knowledge, I concluded which drug must have been adminstered.
-Good stinking, Watson.
-Thanks. I'll open the window.

by felixh March 3, 2017

Listen, asshole

A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.

Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.

by felixh January 27, 2017

=)

A smiley to pretend to be a sophisticated and "special" internet users. Mostly used by older (but worse) internet users trying to be special.

An indirect way to say "kill me, please", and under death penalty by international law, one of a couple of exceptions of human rights activists, anti-suicide workers, and any country except Isis-related religious trolls (such as all isis founders, leaders, followers, and most regular trolls).

=) *warcrime*

by felixh December 31, 2016