felixh's definitions

Assparent

Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.

They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.

by felixh November 13, 2016

redherring

A less offensive-sounding version of "retard".

You're a redherring. You're missing development in the areas in which you are trying so hard to assume superiority.

by felixh November 26, 2016

disgusting

What most attempts at entries on urbandictionary end up being.

Another one of those poo-vagina entries. Disgusting.

by felixh March 4, 2016

Brohan

Based on "Bro" and apparently the rare and old-fashioned name "Johan/Johann", as a European or Eastern-European variant of "John", (possibly known from ending credits, wikipedia or something) as an exaggeration of calling someone a "Bro", either sarcastically to mock his character as someone who would use words like "Bro" and see himself as a "Bro", or actually as a term of endearment to make him the "embodiment of a Bro". Or basically as a joke, with a bit of both in either case.

-Listen up... "Brohan"!
-Hey, don't call me that... Bro!

by felixh January 1, 2019

pritten

Just some cuty-bear, of cat-like nature.

It's so pwetty and cute, it's a pritten.

by felixh September 8, 2017

Dirtle

People that suck bad. Extremely annoying and immoral, selfish, entitled, overdefensive, biased and suspicious people. Always take the worst and least sensible option, but the one that gives them the appearance of superiority and belonging. All their opinions and their capabilities in real life are worth dirt, but they play themselves up as the greatest thing since Ultra-Jesus. Basically keep the internet going and give it a appearance of the true "hub of society" and lfe, which is of course bullshit and exactly why they are so clueless and worthless.

Keep away from dirtle, don't ask for their opinion, don't rely on them, and don't be one.

by felixh March 15, 2017

There you go

Somethig to say to someone in a Peter Grffin-like voice when you're softly suffocating someone without ill will as if putting them to sleep.

There you go.

by felixh November 3, 2016