felixh's definitions

Jerry

A jerk who just rigs stuff. Everyone just knows him so well by now that they just knowingly say something has been "jerry-rigged".

Jerry, don't rig that, you douche.

Jerry did it again.

by felixh October 30, 2016

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

redherring

A less offensive-sounding version of "retard".

You're a redherring. You're missing development in the areas in which you are trying so hard to assume superiority.

by felixh November 26, 2016

disgusting

What most attempts at entries on urbandictionary end up being.

Another one of those poo-vagina entries. Disgusting.

by felixh March 4, 2016

killple

People that due to societal restrictions and unjustly have not been killed yet, although it seems to be demanded by pure reason, which they even seem to know and of course exploit.

-A killple tried to harass me on the internet.
-Most posing, backwards Trump supporters can be proven to be killple.

by felixh June 9, 2016

Listen, asshole

A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.

Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.

by felixh January 27, 2017

computer pants

A better sounding name for the underwear you wear in front of a computer for maximum comfortability (and thermal balance) when you are alone at home and don't have to go somewhere.

When I get home, I'll change into my computer pants.

by felixh September 30, 2016