felixh's definitions

killple

People that due to societal restrictions and unjustly have not been killed yet, although it seems to be demanded by pure reason, which they even seem to know and of course exploit.

-A killple tried to harass me on the internet.
-Most posing, backwards Trump supporters can be proven to be killple.

by felixh June 9, 2016

Monsieur Fluff

Something to call a cat.

Ah, bonjour le Monsieur Fluff.

by felixh February 2, 2016

monsturd

A monster who is also a pathetic piece of shit who does not notice it and thinks it would be even genuinely good.

Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.

Monsturds are rarely in plain sight, and would see disrespect and disgusted reactions as validation. Making the whole event on the outside seem like a trivial occurrence on the internet. In order to really come into their own monsturds need a special environment, where they not only can impose on others personally but are also one-sidedly protected from "disrespect" and disgust. Making Quora probably the most uniquely suited place for them.

by felixh November 25, 2016

Listen, asshole

A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.

Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.

by felixh January 27, 2017

computer pants

A better sounding name for the underwear you wear in front of a computer for maximum comfortability (and thermal balance) when you are alone at home and don't have to go somewhere.

When I get home, I'll change into my computer pants.

by felixh September 30, 2016

There you go

Somethig to say to someone in a Peter Grffin-like voice when you're softly suffocating someone without ill will as if putting them to sleep.

There you go.

by felixh November 3, 2016

rare, strange cunt

Someone, female, who behaves in the oddest ways, with great harm to others, and for no reason, but just because they can, and, despite whatever they may profess, in the end care only about themselves.

Tatiana Estévez of Quora.com is a rare, strange cunt.

by felixh October 3, 2016