Alternative to "honesty", with the additional meaning that it's even worth shit, which is not the case with most types of postings on te internet, no less (sometimes especially) upvoted ones.
In full assesty, I'd suggest you to shut the fuck up, or at least try to bother other asses who like it desperately.
by felixh June 06, 2017
Either a badass with a prominent beard or some person whose beard makes him seem like a badass anyway.
by felixh January 22, 2016
Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.
They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.
by felixh November 13, 2016
Since ancient times stinking has been regarded as a quality of great prestige and distinction (also see the origins of that word), and good stinking is a customary praise for someone who had provided stinking for the advancement of a cause or the solution of a problem.
-Through deductive reasoning and my medical knowledge, I concluded which drug must have been adminstered.
-Good stinking, Watson.
-Thanks. I'll open the window.
-Good stinking, Watson.
-Thanks. I'll open the window.
by felixh March 03, 2017
A better sounding name for the underwear you wear in front of a computer for maximum comfortability (and thermal balance) when you are alone at home and don't have to go somewhere.
by felixh September 30, 2016
Based on "Bro" and apparently the rare and old-fashioned name "Johan/Johann", as a European or Eastern-European variant of "John", (possibly known from ending credits, wikipedia or something) as an exaggeration of calling someone a "Bro", either sarcastically to mock his character as someone who would use words like "Bro" and see himself as a "Bro", or actually as a term of endearment to make him the "embodiment of a Bro". Or basically as a joke, with a bit of both in either case.
by felixh January 01, 2019
by felixh September 08, 2017