felixh's definitions

Jerry

A jerk who just rigs stuff. Everyone just knows him so well by now that they just knowingly say something has been "jerry-rigged".

Jerry, don't rig that, you douche.

Jerry did it again.

by felixh October 30, 2016

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

rare, strange cunt

Someone, female, who behaves in the oddest ways, with great harm to others, and for no reason, but just because they can, and, despite whatever they may profess, in the end care only about themselves.

Tatiana Estévez of Quora.com is a rare, strange cunt.

by felixh October 3, 2016

unhingered

A portmanteau of unhinged and unhindered. Meaning unhindered by being unhinged.

There are a lot of unhingered people there. Feels strange, and takes some getting used to.

by felixh April 19, 2017

rememberature

A remembrance (rememberation).

I have perfect rememberature of this one thing.

by felixh June 18, 2016

There you go

Somethig to say to someone in a Peter Grffin-like voice when you're softly suffocating someone without ill will as if putting them to sleep.

There you go.

by felixh November 3, 2016

Listen, asshole

A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.

Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.

by felixh January 27, 2017